Mal: How come you didn't turn on me, Jayne? Jayne: Money wasn't good enough. Mal: What happens when it is? Jayne: Well... that'll be an interesting day.

'Serenity'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jan 10, 2006 5:19:24 am PST #8910 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

From Molly Ivins, completely unrelated to the rest of her editorial:

The police blotter of the Mill Valley Herald in California informs us that the constabulary there had to be called out on account of a citizen "dressed like a penguin" who was "standing on a street corner playing a ukulele." Makes me proud to be an American.

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Beverly - Jan 10, 2006 5:25:07 am PST #8911 of 10002
Days shrink and grow cold, sunlight through leaves is my song. Winter is long.

Stephen Moyer, Sumi.


tommyrot - Jan 10, 2006 6:05:39 am PST #8912 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

My boss just bought a new Scion xB (the boxy one). He wanted me to see how much room I had (because I'm so tall and shit). There could be more driver's leg room, but for me that's true for most all cars. I was surprised at how much head room there was. Also, the thing is like a Tardis - from the inside there's more room than it looks like there could possibly be when you look at it from the outside.

And the damn thing starts at $14,570.


sumi - Jan 10, 2006 6:07:37 am PST #8913 of 10002
Art Crawl!!!

Thanks Beverly.

Do we think that Spence died in last night's Waking the Dead? Was it the season finale?


Nutty - Jan 10, 2006 6:08:03 am PST #8914 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Porny Oscars!

A Night to See the Stars Actually Wearing Clothes [link]

[Best picture] went to "Pirates," a relatively high-budget story of a group of ragtag sailors who go searching for a crew of evil pirates who have a plan for world domination. Also, many of the characters in the movie have sex with one another.

This writer's tongue is so far into his cheek that it has popped out the other side.


Jessica - Jan 10, 2006 6:08:20 am PST #8915 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

My boss just bought a new Scion xB (the boxy one).

I think Betsy has one of these, too.


Gudanov - Jan 10, 2006 6:10:06 am PST #8916 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

I've been inside the backseat of one of those, it is really roomy. Just out of curiosity one time I looked at how much one would cost, and I discovered that cruise control wasn't even an option. I wonder why Toyota would do that.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 10, 2006 6:24:06 am PST #8917 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I yearn for a scion xB because I think it is soooo cute!

Also, I somehow printed out (overnight) on my work public printer 300 million pages of TWOP Veronica Mars forums. I wasn't even trying to print it! I hope no one much looked at it!


Kathy A - Jan 10, 2006 6:30:46 am PST #8918 of 10002
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

If a movie is ever made of Devil In The White City, Mark Sheppard should play HH Holmes.

Good call! (I'd love to see a movie made of DitWC, even if they completely took out the Daniel Burnham storyline.)

Colbert/Bullet Point For EVER!!!!1!

My favorite moment in The Word was when Bullet Point was trying to figure out Stephen's trigger word and said, "Bilbo Baggins?" Stephen's reply was "Nice guess, but no."


Frankenbuddha - Jan 10, 2006 6:34:17 am PST #8919 of 10002
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

My favorite moment in The Word was when Bullet Point was trying to figure out Stephen's trigger word and said, "Bilbo Baggins?" Stephen's reply was "Nice guess, but no."

That made me laff and larf.

There was something on that or TDS that I so wanted to remember so I could tag it, but I've spaced on it completely today.