You got fired, and you still hang around here like a big loser. Why can't he?

Cordelia ,'Chosen'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


beth b - Jan 08, 2006 5:07:50 pm PST #8683 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

I think msbelle should call Tom. or someone should. sadly, I am not drunk enough. DH might be.


Kat - Jan 08, 2006 5:08:30 pm PST #8684 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Kate, insent.

I have too much to do between now and 8:30. WHY!?


msbelle - Jan 08, 2006 5:10:25 pm PST #8685 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

Well Tom is now asleep. I was running around doing stuff or I would have called.

This GA recap show is not making me happy. I wanted a new show!

I am gonna do something else.


Jessica - Jan 08, 2006 5:12:29 pm PST #8686 of 10002
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

Hey, macarena!

That song was playing in Radio Shack yesterday. Both the saleswoman and I were like, "WTF? This song?"


Sue - Jan 08, 2006 5:13:03 pm PST #8687 of 10002
hip deep in pie

OMG I just found the notebook in which I was writing my play for playwriting class in 1992. It would have been a slacker classic had I not stopped going to class and actually finished it.


Spidra Webster - Jan 08, 2006 5:19:41 pm PST #8688 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

"WTF? This song?"

The local radio station played a bluegrass cover of it a fortnight ago. Very funny.


Kat - Jan 08, 2006 5:22:25 pm PST #8689 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

This GA recap show is not making me happy. I wanted a new show!

FTR, this is karma for all of the mean things you were AIMing me about missing grey's anatomy.


Sue - Jan 08, 2006 5:23:40 pm PST #8690 of 10002
hip deep in pie

A sample scene from my play:

Scene: Greg in the kitchen with a helium balloon

Enter April

A: What are you doing?

G: Helmut got me started. I'm trying to find the point of equilibrium where the top of the balloon just touches the ceiling.

A: Helmut is such is a wacko.

G: He, of course, got it on the first try. I have been struggling for almost an hour.

A: Oh my GOD, where did you find that cheese? I've been searching everywhere for food.

g: No Ape, that's the last piece of cheese!!! The crackers just don't have the same weight to them. Have a cracker...

A: Ew, wheat thins. I hate them. Give me the cheese, I'm starving!

G: No.

A: Just a bite. A bite won't matter.

April lunges for the cheese

G: GET AWAY FROM THE CHEESE!

April takes a big bite from the cheese.

G: You bitch

The balloon has achieved "equilibrium" with just the top grazing the ceiling.

G: You BITCH!

A: I'm such a genius.

Scene.

And that's why I never became a playwright....


msbelle - Jan 08, 2006 5:23:59 pm PST #8691 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

EAT IT MISSY!!

The other thing I was doing is something FOR YOU!!!!


JZ - Jan 08, 2006 5:27:36 pm PST #8692 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

Kate, dinner-making is most cool indeed! Congratulations to you, and to Cute Bookstore Guy for recognizing your homemade dinner-worthiness.

I forgot about all my floaty pens!

I really must go over to my mom's place and get my glasses back from her. It took me three careful readings before I could see anything but I forgot all about my floaty penis!