OMG I just found the notebook in which I was writing my play for playwriting class in 1992. It would have been a slacker classic had I not stopped going to class and actually finished it.
I happen to be very biteable, pal. I'm moist and delicious.
Xander ,'Bring On The Night'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sue - Jan 08, 2006 5:13:03 pm PST #8687 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Spidra Webster - Jan 08, 2006 5:19:41 pm PST #8688 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
"WTF? This song?"
The local radio station played a bluegrass cover of it a fortnight ago. Very funny.
Kat - Jan 08, 2006 5:22:25 pm PST #8689 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
This GA recap show is not making me happy. I wanted a new show!
FTR, this is karma for all of the mean things you were AIMing me about missing grey's anatomy.
Sue - Jan 08, 2006 5:23:40 pm PST #8690 of 10002
hip deep in pie
A sample scene from my play:
Scene: Greg in the kitchen with a helium balloon
Enter April
A: What are you doing?
G: Helmut got me started. I'm trying to find the point of equilibrium where the top of the balloon just touches the ceiling.
A: Helmut is such is a wacko.
G: He, of course, got it on the first try. I have been struggling for almost an hour.
A: Oh my GOD, where did you find that cheese? I've been searching everywhere for food.
g: No Ape, that's the last piece of cheese!!! The crackers just don't have the same weight to them. Have a cracker...
A: Ew, wheat thins. I hate them. Give me the cheese, I'm starving!
G: No.
A: Just a bite. A bite won't matter.
April lunges for the cheese
G: GET AWAY FROM THE CHEESE!
April takes a big bite from the cheese.
G: You bitch
The balloon has achieved "equilibrium" with just the top grazing the ceiling.
G: You BITCH!
A: I'm such a genius.
Scene.
And that's why I never became a playwright....
msbelle - Jan 08, 2006 5:23:59 pm PST #8691 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
EAT IT MISSY!!
The other thing I was doing is something FOR YOU!!!!
JZ - Jan 08, 2006 5:27:36 pm PST #8692 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Kate, dinner-making is most cool indeed! Congratulations to you, and to Cute Bookstore Guy for recognizing your homemade dinner-worthiness.
I forgot about all my floaty pens!
I really must go over to my mom's place and get my glasses back from her. It took me three careful readings before I could see anything but I forgot all about my floaty penis!
Sue - Jan 08, 2006 5:28:42 pm PST #8693 of 10002
hip deep in pie
I forgot all about my floaty penis!
Bwah! I'm sure if I had a floaty penis, I would not forget it!
Kate P. - Jan 08, 2006 5:30:28 pm PST #8694 of 10002
That's the pain / That cuts a straight line down through the heart / We call it love
Aw, thanks, JZ!
Kat, received and replied, and yay!
Sue, that was fabulous. I'm eager to discover how the balloon would have been rigged to behave properly on stage. Or is that the kind of thing that they don't bother about in playwriting class?
Jesse - Jan 08, 2006 5:36:02 pm PST #8695 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Then we played some pool, then I came home to find a message on my phone from Cute Bookstore Guy. Called him back -- he wants to make me dinner on Tuesday!
That's v. cute!
It would have been a slacker classic had I not stopped going to class and actually finished it.
Nice, Sue. Just think of all the lost potential slacker classics that suffered the same fate.
Sue - Jan 08, 2006 5:37:03 pm PST #8696 of 10002
hip deep in pie
Sue, that was fabulous. I'm eager to discover how the balloon would have been rigged to behave properly on stage.
Thanks! There are only fragments of the play, and I was writing scenes without a narrative in mind (the basic plot was a guy and a girl at a party that never seems to end in a series of scenes that shows the path of their relationship), so in some scenes the two main characters are best friends and in some they had just met.
I hadn't figured the cheese out. I guess you'd have to weight it right, then add the cheese that was going to be eaten. I guess it would help to have it all be fake food except for the to-be-eaten cheese.