Kate, insent.
I have too much to do between now and 8:30. WHY!?
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kate, insent.
I have too much to do between now and 8:30. WHY!?
Well Tom is now asleep. I was running around doing stuff or I would have called.
This GA recap show is not making me happy. I wanted a new show!
I am gonna do something else.
Hey, macarena!
That song was playing in Radio Shack yesterday. Both the saleswoman and I were like, "WTF? This song?"
OMG I just found the notebook in which I was writing my play for playwriting class in 1992. It would have been a slacker classic had I not stopped going to class and actually finished it.
"WTF? This song?"
The local radio station played a bluegrass cover of it a fortnight ago. Very funny.
This GA recap show is not making me happy. I wanted a new show!
FTR, this is karma for all of the mean things you were AIMing me about missing grey's anatomy.
A sample scene from my play:
Scene: Greg in the kitchen with a helium balloon
Enter April
A: What are you doing?
G: Helmut got me started. I'm trying to find the point of equilibrium where the top of the balloon just touches the ceiling.
A: Helmut is such is a wacko.
G: He, of course, got it on the first try. I have been struggling for almost an hour.
A: Oh my GOD, where did you find that cheese? I've been searching everywhere for food.
g: No Ape, that's the last piece of cheese!!! The crackers just don't have the same weight to them. Have a cracker...
A: Ew, wheat thins. I hate them. Give me the cheese, I'm starving!
G: No.
A: Just a bite. A bite won't matter.
April lunges for the cheese
G: GET AWAY FROM THE CHEESE!
April takes a big bite from the cheese.
G: You bitch
The balloon has achieved "equilibrium" with just the top grazing the ceiling.
G: You BITCH!
A: I'm such a genius.
Scene.
And that's why I never became a playwright....
EAT IT MISSY!!
The other thing I was doing is something FOR YOU!!!!
Kate, dinner-making is most cool indeed! Congratulations to you, and to Cute Bookstore Guy for recognizing your homemade dinner-worthiness.
I forgot about all my floaty pens!
I really must go over to my mom's place and get my glasses back from her. It took me three careful readings before I could see anything but I forgot all about my floaty penis!
I forgot all about my floaty penis!
Bwah! I'm sure if I had a floaty penis, I would not forget it!