Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 8:47:21 am PST #6987 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You want me to work on your document, ita?

Yes! Please to incorporate the 1995-level requirements from an external team into our perfectly cromulent 2006 design.


Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 8:48:16 am PST #6988 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Sir Tom Jones:

Tom Jones has been made a knight in the New Year Honours list, leading a host of names from the entertainment world.

The 65-year-old, whose hits include Delilah and It's Not Unusual, has been honoured for services to music.


Jesse - Jan 03, 2006 8:51:00 am PST #6989 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Please to incorporate the 1995-level requirements from an external team into our perfectly cromulent 2006 design.

I'm sure that will be no problem.


Calli - Jan 03, 2006 8:53:06 am PST #6990 of 10002
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

In happier political news (well, happier from my perspective): [link]

Once a masterful Republican lobbyist with close ties to the former House majority leader, Representative Tom DeLay, [Jack Abramoff] earned tens of millions of dollars representing Indian casino interests and farflung entities like the Commonwealth of the Northern Marianas Islands. Through a complicated web of financial arrangements, he helped funnel donations to his lawmaker friends' and their campaigns, and took members of Congress, mainly the Republicans in power, on lavish trips.

Now, after more than two years of investigations, prosecutors have developed a list of at least a dozen lawmakers, congressional aides and lobbyists whose work appears suspect and who are now at the core of the case. With Mr. Abramoff's cooperation, the Justice Department will have a potentially critical witness to alleged patterns of corruption or bribery within the Republican leadership ranks, which in some cases they believe also took the form of campaign donations and free meals at Mr. Abramoff's downtown restaurant, Signatures.


Emily - Jan 03, 2006 9:13:23 am PST #6991 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

You'd think, but look at the election debacle of 2004.

On the other hand, look at Romania. Maybe in 22 years or so, there'll be enough results of of those Priority Pregnancies to foment rebellion!

I don't really want to wait that long...


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 9:13:37 am PST #6992 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, that's just weird.

Because I'm spaced, I just typed volkswagen santa monica for a URL, and Opera sent me to http://www.vw-sm.com/en_US/. Which is where I meant to go, after googling the terms above. But it sent me there in a straight shot.


Gudanov - Jan 03, 2006 9:15:55 am PST #6993 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping

Okay, that's just weird.

Because I'm spaced, I just typed volkswagen santa monica for a URL, and Opera sent me to [link] Which is where I meant to go, after googling the terms above. But it sent me there in a straight shot.

I've done that in Firefox too with the same results. Well, not volkswgen santa monica, but some nerdier site.


Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 9:17:45 am PST #6994 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Does that mean it's a Googlewhack?


DavidS - Jan 03, 2006 9:17:56 am PST #6995 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Representative Tom DeLay

I particularly love it when Jon Stewart talks about DeLay and makes the aside, with a sleezy sexual whisper: "He's dirrrrrrty."

It's almost as much as fun as when he basically calls Robert Novak a traitorous human shitbag.


brenda m - Jan 03, 2006 9:19:04 am PST #6996 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Did you click the feeling lucky button by accident?