River: 1001. 1002. Simon: River... River: Shh. I'm counting between the lightning and the thunder to see if the storm is coming or going. .1005

'The Message'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jan 03, 2006 5:10:23 am PST #6918 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Trio is coming back as part of BravoNet, but it won't be back on TV, just the internets.

The idea of keeping a cake that's not going to taste good in a year confounds me.

My mother kept the top of my wedding cake for three years before I realized she'd ignored my requests to throw it out. She had this notion that if she did, I'd decide I wanted to defrost it and take a bite after all. Which, considering my wedding cake had both a custard and a fruit layer, um, NO. So I threw it out myself.

The greater the number of cute cues that an animal or object happens to possess, or the more exaggerated the signals may be, the louder and more italicized are the squeals provoked.

Awwwwwwwwwww.

I think it's theoretically possible for some CGI creature to posess high levels of both cuteness and Uncanny Valley-ness.

Someone should be trying to achieve this right now. Thus I decree.

Kismet is pretty fugly.

I felt bad about the last of his kind thing, but I didn't really feel it was inappropriate to kill a huge wild animal that was rampaging through the city stomping on people.

It was both appropriate and sad. I thought.

The necessity of the whole thing made it sadder for me. Internal conflict, yadda yadda.

What ita said.


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 5:10:40 am PST #6919 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Seriously, much cuter than the average newborn.

Funny how they almost all are, huh? Must be some seriously ugly¹ babies keeping the mean down.

¹: I was only kinda ugly², but doing my part, you know?
²: Trust me.


Jesse - Jan 03, 2006 5:12:07 am PST #6920 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Seriously. I think the fact that he was a c-section helps, so his head didn't get squished.


Cashmere - Jan 03, 2006 5:13:15 am PST #6921 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.

Seriously. I think the fact that he was a c-section helps, so his head didn't get squished.

Jesse, I was going to ask if he was a c-section baby. It really does help. The conehead look isn't attractive.


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 5:13:25 am PST #6922 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Now who's being cute, Jesse?


ChiKat - Jan 03, 2006 5:21:34 am PST #6923 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Happy Birthday, shrift!!!


Jesse - Jan 03, 2006 5:22:42 am PST #6924 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Now who's being cute, Jesse?

Um, little Paul?


Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2006 5:24:16 am PST #6925 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Happy birthday shrift!

And happy birthday to all who have had holiday birthdays since I went all computer lazy... Jesse, Theodosia, Emily...


§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 5:26:18 am PST #6926 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Um, little Paul?

Don't make me come over there and pinch your cheeks, young lady.


Jesse - Jan 03, 2006 5:26:53 am PST #6927 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Hey, I'm not the one who minds being cute.