Seriously, much cuter than the average newborn.
Funny how they almost all are, huh? Must be some seriously ugly¹ babies keeping the mean down.
¹: I was only kinda ugly², but doing my part, you know?
²: Trust me.
I just said that you're pretty. Even when you're covered in...engine grease, you're... No, especially, especially when you're covered in engine grease.
Simon ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 5:10:40 am PST #6919 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - Jan 03, 2006 5:12:07 am PST #6920 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Seriously. I think the fact that he was a c-section helps, so his head didn't get squished.
Cashmere - Jan 03, 2006 5:13:15 am PST #6921 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Seriously. I think the fact that he was a c-section helps, so his head didn't get squished.
Jesse, I was going to ask if he was a c-section baby. It really does help. The conehead look isn't attractive.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 5:13:25 am PST #6922 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Now who's being cute, Jesse?
ChiKat - Jan 03, 2006 5:21:34 am PST #6923 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Happy Birthday, shrift!!!
Jesse - Jan 03, 2006 5:22:42 am PST #6924 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Now who's being cute, Jesse?
Um, little Paul?
Nora Deirdre - Jan 03, 2006 5:24:16 am PST #6925 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Happy birthday shrift!
And happy birthday to all who have had holiday birthdays since I went all computer lazy... Jesse, Theodosia, Emily...
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 5:26:18 am PST #6926 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Um, little Paul?
Don't make me come over there and pinch your cheeks, young lady.
Jesse - Jan 03, 2006 5:26:53 am PST #6927 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Hey, I'm not the one who minds being cute.
§ ita § - Jan 03, 2006 5:28:51 am PST #6928 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm not the one who minds being cute.
Then the hugging will be even easier.
I'm just trying to make sure you don't deny it where it clearly exists.
Who do I need to speak to about becoming independently wealthy? And irresistibly charming?