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For those who want to become a wife. Familes looking for them.

An ADDITIONAL wife.

Oh dear.

Son of a bitch. Just found out a friend (ok, who I haven't talked to in a couple of months, I've been out of the loop here) is moving to Florida. Monday.

I'm hoping to see her somewhere other than at a NY party I don't want to go to (just...no more groups of people. And I'd have to drive home that night after not being there very long.)

Apparently, it is a BIG SECRET, but sheesh.

Yes, I should have said, An ADDITIONAL wife.

One guy is 21 and looking for a sixth wife. Sign me up!

Best quote:

We do not believe in homosexual relationships! Although we believe that the 'two women' are okay as long as it does not take the place of the male.

I just got an e-mail telling me that my 2005 self-evaluation is due today. Oops. And double oops because it requires, by definition, conferring with my manager. Who's not in today.

I checked with the guy in the cube over--his isn't done, and he's not even bothering to start it. I went and quickly filled in the non-conferring part, so at least I'm ahead of someone. For all that's worth. And look! Didn't bail out at 1.

Trudy totally stole my quote!

There is a young couple in NYC looking for a second wife!

OMG, I could quote these people all day:

We are Christian white and I am 57 and my wife is 40 we live in Kentucky on a farm.

I like and have all kinds of animals and I am a professor.

My wife does not wish to have any more children and is interested in her own carreer and feels obligated by a loving and sexual relationship more than once a week. However I feel I have a great propensity for love especialy for pregnant women and always seem to want to have a child below 4 around.

We do not believe in drugs, smoking, drinking, fornicating or abortion and avoid fat, animal protein and a lucientious life. But we do believe in a higher education for those close to us and encourage individual development in what ever way individuals are inclined as long as they want to have children and enjoy them.

Edit: OOH!

My husband and I have a large house in Brooklyn, NY, with a garden and fishpond. We are professionals and have a wide range of interests including: family life, movies, all kinds of music, exercise, good food, progressive politics, herbalism, reading, medicine, travel, yoga, taichi and tantra, other cultures, etc.

I like many of those things, and would be more than happy to live in a large house in Brooklyn!

How To Order Wine Without Looking Like An Asshole

I think around point #18 he slipped from telling other people not to be assholes into revealing himself as one. Last time I checked, the top priority of dining out with friends and family wasn't tailoring every word and deed to make sure your waiter is enjoying his evening.

Someone should fix the guy at waiterrant.net up with BitterWaitress so they can have lots of kids with no patience and overdeveloped senses of entitlement.

I think we should have someone go post the list at the Rules Girls site.