One guy is 21 and looking for a sixth wife. Sign me up!
Best quote:
We do not believe in homosexual relationships! Although we believe that the 'two women' are okay as long as it does not take the place of the male.
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2005 11:35:24 am PST #6242 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
§ ita § - Dec 30, 2005 11:42:55 am PST #6243 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I just got an e-mail telling me that my 2005 self-evaluation is due today. Oops. And double oops because it requires, by definition, conferring with my manager. Who's not in today.
I checked with the guy in the cube over--his isn't done, and he's not even bothering to start it. I went and quickly filled in the non-conferring part, so at least I'm ahead of someone. For all that's worth. And look! Didn't bail out at 1.
Jesse - Dec 30, 2005 11:47:58 am PST #6244 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Trudy totally stole my quote!
There is a young couple in NYC looking for a second wife!
Jesse - Dec 30, 2005 11:49:08 am PST #6245 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OMG, I could quote these people all day:
We are Christian white and I am 57 and my wife is 40 we live in Kentucky on a farm.
I like and have all kinds of animals and I am a professor.
My wife does not wish to have any more children and is interested in her own carreer and feels obligated by a loving and sexual relationship more than once a week. However I feel I have a great propensity for love especialy for pregnant women and always seem to want to have a child below 4 around.
We do not believe in drugs, smoking, drinking, fornicating or abortion and avoid fat, animal protein and a lucientious life. But we do believe in a higher education for those close to us and encourage individual development in what ever way individuals are inclined as long as they want to have children and enjoy them.
Edit: OOH!
My husband and I have a large house in Brooklyn, NY, with a garden and fishpond. We are professionals and have a wide range of interests including: family life, movies, all kinds of music, exercise, good food, progressive politics, herbalism, reading, medicine, travel, yoga, taichi and tantra, other cultures, etc.
I like many of those things, and would be more than happy to live in a large house in Brooklyn!
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 30, 2005 11:53:21 am PST #6246 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
How To Order Wine Without Looking Like An Asshole
I think around point #18 he slipped from telling other people not to be assholes into revealing himself as one. Last time I checked, the top priority of dining out with friends and family wasn't tailoring every word and deed to make sure your waiter is enjoying his evening.
Someone should fix the guy at waiterrant.net up with BitterWaitress so they can have lots of kids with no patience and overdeveloped senses of entitlement.
Aims - Dec 30, 2005 11:54:44 am PST #6247 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I think we should have someone go post the list at the Rules Girls site.
Jessica - Dec 30, 2005 11:59:39 am PST #6248 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
My husband and I have a large house in Brooklyn, NY, with a garden and fishpond. We are professionals and have a wide range of interests including: family life, movies, all kinds of music, exercise, good food, progressive politics, herbalism, reading, medicine, travel, yoga, taichi and tantra, other cultures, etc.
I call dibs!
[eta: Though, on second glance, "large house in Brooklyn" probably does not mean Cobble Hill. So maybe not dibs.]
Aims - Dec 30, 2005 12:00:32 pm PST #6249 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I should put an ad up.
"My husband is 33 and I am 31. We have a beautiful 1 year old daughter. We are seeking a housekeeper/cook "wife". You will not live with us, have sex with us, or bear our children. You can be pagan, Christian, Muslim, but we will not convert.
We smoke, drink, swear like longshoremen and quite frequently offend people and blaspheme."
Nutty - Dec 30, 2005 12:02:08 pm PST #6250 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
a lucientious life. But we do believe in a higher education for those close to us
Higher education in the sense that spelling is not important.
Go ahead! Be a bizarre conservative-Christian polyamorist (if you can)! Just learn how to use an effing spellchecker!!
Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2005 12:04:35 pm PST #6251 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
I like how the site is nonsectarian.
"If you're a muslim, christian, pagan, or messianac jew and consider the women in your life staff you're our guy!"