I walk. I talk. I shop, I sneeze. I'm gonna be a fireman when the floods roll back. There's trees in the desert since you moved out. And I don't sleep on a bed of bones.

Buffy ,'Chosen'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 30, 2005 11:53:21 am PST #6246 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

How To Order Wine Without Looking Like An Asshole

I think around point #18 he slipped from telling other people not to be assholes into revealing himself as one. Last time I checked, the top priority of dining out with friends and family wasn't tailoring every word and deed to make sure your waiter is enjoying his evening.

Someone should fix the guy at waiterrant.net up with BitterWaitress so they can have lots of kids with no patience and overdeveloped senses of entitlement.


Aims - Dec 30, 2005 11:54:44 am PST #6247 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I think we should have someone go post the list at the Rules Girls site.


Jessica - Dec 30, 2005 11:59:39 am PST #6248 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

My husband and I have a large house in Brooklyn, NY, with a garden and fishpond. We are professionals and have a wide range of interests including: family life, movies, all kinds of music, exercise, good food, progressive politics, herbalism, reading, medicine, travel, yoga, taichi and tantra, other cultures, etc.

I call dibs!

[eta: Though, on second glance, "large house in Brooklyn" probably does not mean Cobble Hill. So maybe not dibs.]


Aims - Dec 30, 2005 12:00:32 pm PST #6249 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I should put an ad up.

"My husband is 33 and I am 31. We have a beautiful 1 year old daughter. We are seeking a housekeeper/cook "wife". You will not live with us, have sex with us, or bear our children. You can be pagan, Christian, Muslim, but we will not convert.

We smoke, drink, swear like longshoremen and quite frequently offend people and blaspheme."


Nutty - Dec 30, 2005 12:02:08 pm PST #6250 of 10002
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

a lucientious life. But we do believe in a higher education for those close to us

Higher education in the sense that spelling is not important.

Go ahead! Be a bizarre conservative-Christian polyamorist (if you can)! Just learn how to use an effing spellchecker!!


Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2005 12:04:35 pm PST #6251 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I like how the site is nonsectarian.

"If you're a muslim, christian, pagan, or messianac jew and consider the women in your life staff you're our guy!"


Jessica - Dec 30, 2005 12:07:58 pm PST #6252 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I had a friend in college with this last name.


Aims - Dec 30, 2005 12:09:24 pm PST #6253 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I had a friend in high school with it too, Jess!


Trudy Booth - Dec 30, 2005 12:10:47 pm PST #6254 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I mean, hey, to each their own and I'm certainly not going to write to them and give them shit since everybody seems to be of age... but OH MY GOD.


Aims - Dec 30, 2005 12:11:38 pm PST #6255 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

THere was a 17 year old wife. That makes me shudder a bit.