How To Order Wine Without Looking Like An Asshole
I think around point #18 he slipped from telling other people not to be assholes into revealing himself as one. Last time I checked, the top priority of dining out with friends and family wasn't tailoring every word and deed to make sure your waiter is enjoying his evening.
Someone should fix the guy at waiterrant.net up with BitterWaitress so they can have lots of kids with no patience and overdeveloped senses of entitlement.
I think we should have someone go post the list at the Rules Girls site.
My husband and I have a large house in Brooklyn, NY, with a garden and fishpond. We are professionals and have a wide range of interests including: family life, movies, all kinds of music, exercise, good food, progressive politics, herbalism, reading, medicine, travel, yoga, taichi and tantra, other cultures, etc.
I call dibs!
[eta: Though, on second glance, "large house in Brooklyn" probably does not mean Cobble Hill. So maybe not dibs.]
I should put an ad up.
"My husband is 33 and I am 31. We have a beautiful 1 year old daughter. We are seeking a housekeeper/cook "wife". You will not live with us, have sex with us, or bear our children. You can be pagan, Christian, Muslim, but we will not convert.
We smoke, drink, swear like longshoremen and quite frequently offend people and blaspheme."
a lucientious life. But we do believe in a higher education for those close to us
Higher education in the sense that spelling is not important.
Go ahead! Be a bizarre conservative-Christian polyamorist (if you can)! Just learn how to use an effing spellchecker!!
I like how the site is nonsectarian.
"If you're a muslim, christian, pagan, or messianac jew and consider the women in your life staff you're our guy!"
I had a friend in high school with it too, Jess!
I mean, hey, to each their own and I'm certainly not going to write to them and give them shit since everybody seems to be of age... but OH MY GOD.
THere was a 17 year old wife. That makes me shudder a bit.