Hey, I've been in a firefight before! Well, I was in a fire. Actually, I was fired from a fry-cook opportunity. I can handle myself.

Wash ,'War Stories'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2005 5:08:49 am PST #6057 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My mother told me we'd get mumps if we let dogs (or cats, I'm pretty sure) get too close to our face.

Totally beats teeth in your nose.


Jesse - Dec 30, 2005 5:12:05 am PST #6058 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I do enjoy getting confirmation of my no-licking-the-face policy. That means you too, msbelle!!!


Topic!Cindy - Dec 30, 2005 5:13:32 am PST #6059 of 10002
What is even happening?

Hmog!
Pretty much. I overheard part of my mother's end of the conversation, and thought, "I can't be hearing what I think I'm hearing."

I think she's been rather insisty that her cousin's ex put down the dog. I'm not the dog lover she is. I love certain dogs I know well, but am not all around crazy about dogs. I think I would have been up there with some Kibble a la D-Con (as I don't own a gun).

This was not a bite off, just a bite on. An English Bulldog, I think. They were having kisses when the dog got bitey. Oops.
Yikes. Was it her own dog?


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2005 5:14:50 am PST #6060 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Is anyone here on LinkedIn? It seems to be a Friendster for professional connections. And therefore slightly more likely to pay off. But I was wondering if it had, for anyone.


Jesse - Dec 30, 2005 5:15:20 am PST #6061 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Neighbor dog. So, a potentially even stickier situation. She doesn't really feel any animosity toward the dog, but if it's a biter, it should be put down, but she doesn't want to start a fight with her neighbors, blah blah blah.

OK. I have two hours in which I want to write approx. one page. Will I be able to get it done? Stay tuned!


Jesse - Dec 30, 2005 5:18:46 am PST #6062 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Possibly the funniest Overheard in New York EVAR.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2005 5:20:36 am PST #6063 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So that's a no on the "having started writing the page," huh?

On the other hand--that's pretty funny. Worthy of a sober person.


Jesse - Dec 30, 2005 5:23:24 am PST #6064 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

So that's a no on the "having started writing the page," huh?

I'm like a quarter done. Or more. Depending on how you look at it.


Spidra Webster - Dec 30, 2005 5:27:00 am PST #6065 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.

I signed up with LinkedIn just a couple months ago. I haven't done all that much with it as it seems like a lot of the folks are networking for jobs I don't have the tech qualifications for. Jason E. from TT is there. I think his attitude was that it couldn't hurt.


§ ita § - Dec 30, 2005 5:30:47 am PST #6066 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

100 Things They Didn't Know This Time Last Year:

99. The Japanese word "chokuegambo" describes the wish that there were more designer-brand shops on a given street.

I don't believe all of them, not nearly.