Maybe instead of a relationship, my goal will be to be abducted by super-intelligent aliens and used as their pet.
"Aww - he's so cute when he tries to explain his species's comprehension of quantum mechanics!"
As long as they don't have drunken parties where they make fun of my lack of a Unified Field Theory....
but I'm cheerful today because I'm going to see Brokeback Mountain this afternoon!
I suppose it says something about my quirkyaloneness is that I was perversely cheered up by that movie, because no matter how cranky and alone I am, I'm not as bad off as those characters, not by a long shot.
Oh, also -- the temp who was out yesterday? Got bit by a dog! On her nose! I was totally assuming she just bagged out on working, and wouldn't be in today, either.
Pilot dumps drunk man on island
The unidentified man swore at crew and passengers after being refused a bottle of wine on the four-hour flight from Manchester to Tenerife.
He became so abusive the fed-up pilot diverted the Monarch Airlines Airbus to Porto Santo island off West Africa.
After the plane touched down, the man was marched off by police and had his luggage dumped on the tarmac.
The plane and its remaining passengers then took off again for Tenerife, where it landed almost four hours late after the unscheduled stop.
Oh, also -- the temp who was out yesterday? Got bit by a dog! On her nose! I was totally assuming she just bagged out on working, and wouldn't be in today, either.
I just heard from my mother that a
moose once dog recently bit my
sister cousin's nose. Off. Well, part of it.
She was at her (other side of her family) cousin's ex's house for a party. My cousin grew up with a dog, has dogs now, and is a dog person, in general. The dog was gentle and friendly during the whole party. When my cousin got up to leave, the dog bit a chunk of her nose off, out of the blue. The dog is a Pit Bull, I guess, and apparently has bitten someone else, before.
Hmog! This was not a bite
off,
just a bite on. An English Bulldog, I think. They were having kisses when the dog got bitey. Oops.
My mother told me we'd get mumps if we let dogs (or cats, I'm pretty sure) get too close to our face.
Totally beats teeth in your nose.
I do enjoy getting confirmation of my no-licking-the-face policy. That means you too, msbelle!!!
Hmog!
Pretty much. I overheard part of my mother's end of the conversation, and thought, "I can't be hearing what I think I'm hearing."
I think she's been rather insisty that her cousin's ex put down the dog. I'm not the dog lover she is. I love certain dogs I know well, but am not all around crazy about dogs. I think I would have been up there with some Kibble a la D-Con (as I don't own a gun).
This was not a bite off, just a bite on. An English Bulldog, I think. They were having kisses when the dog got bitey. Oops.
Yikes. Was it her own dog?
Is anyone here on LinkedIn? It seems to be a Friendster for professional connections. And therefore slightly more likely to pay off. But I was wondering if it had, for anyone.