Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.

Wash ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 27, 2005 6:42:41 am PST #5258 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Congratulations CV!

I seem to have made an effort to get in to work nearly on time today, and then finished everything I knew to do by 10:30. Please tell me this doesn't mean I need to clean my office!


Kat - Dec 27, 2005 6:44:04 am PST #5259 of 10002
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Fucking DeBeers and their diamond solitaire marketing bullshit.

mwah! I love bon bon.

ita, a gift certificate to where? TGIFridays?


tommyrot - Dec 27, 2005 6:44:10 am PST #5260 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Please tell me this doesn't mean I need to clean my office!

God, I hope not.

I welcome a crisis with our client's payroll system, if it gets me out of having to clean my office.


Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 27, 2005 6:47:01 am PST #5261 of 10002
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I have slightly more than a year's worth of accumulated clutter, which may in fact outweigh me by this point. Most of it is probably redundant paper trash, but I don't want to start something unless I have the weeks to devote to sifting through it properly.


beth b - Dec 27, 2005 6:47:19 am PST #5262 of 10002
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!

gift certificates are good.

I love watching lilly dance.

yayayayayayayay for Cybervixen and Ross

Hi Nilly

I need to start some serious cleaning. don't wanta.


§ ita § - Dec 27, 2005 6:47:45 am PST #5263 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

a gift certificate to where? TGIFridays?

That's a lot of burger!

No, it's a generic one that can be turned into a specific gift cert for a number of places, as well as get stuff directly from Bose, Coach, Smarter Image, etc. The last one I got I converted to Bed Bath & Beyond. I have a lot of browsing to do with this one.


tommyrot - Dec 27, 2005 6:48:31 am PST #5264 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I have slightly more than a year's worth of accumulated clutter, which may in fact outweigh me by this point. Most of it is probably redundant paper trash, but I don't want to start something unless I have the weeks to devote to sifting through it properly.

Besides, I use the effective Archaeology Method of paper filing (the deeper you go into a pile of paper, the older the papers become).


Jessica - Dec 27, 2005 6:48:37 am PST #5265 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I had to move the entertainment center around this morning for the cable guy to get behind it, and the amount of dust frightened me. It may be time to break out the Swiffer dusting mitts.


Rio - Dec 27, 2005 6:49:51 am PST #5266 of 10002
Are you ready to be strong?

Congratulations CV!!!

when the wedding band is added, I'll just wear the engagement ring on my right hand!

This is what I do, and the only weird thing about it is that when people say "What a beautiful ring" I feel compelled to tell them "It's my engagement ring," because that's a big part of what makes it so beautiful to me, and then they go, "Oh! Congratulations!" and there's an awkward moment when I say, "Oh, um, no--we're already married. It's just. Um. That's my engagement ring." Then I feel crazy and they're sorry they asked. So when people compliment you just say THANK YOU full stop.


§ ita § - Dec 27, 2005 6:51:57 am PST #5267 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

So when people compliment you just say THANK YOU full stop.

And BEEP. Don't forget to BEEP.