There were several urban legends going around about this, usually between two kids in the same age-group in "Bnei Akiva", that had to have a proper divorce later. I have no idea if it's really for real or not.

I thought it was real, but now I'm going to have to find out for sure.

You aren't talking the talk of the unintentionally married, are you?

Well I'd have been below the age of consent back then, but I know I proposed to my kindergarden girlfriend. It didn't last.

I don't want to go to work today.

Not getting out of my jammies would be nice too.

I seem to have been given a $250 equivalent gift certificate at work. Collaboration & Team Work, they say. Likely story.

yay ita.

Congratulations CV!

I seem to have made an effort to get in to work nearly on time today, and then finished everything I knew to do by 10:30. Please tell me this doesn't mean I need to clean my office!

Fucking DeBeers and their diamond solitaire marketing bullshit.

mwah! I love bon bon.

ita, a gift certificate to where? TGIFridays?

Please tell me this doesn't mean I need to clean my office!

God, I hope not.

I welcome a crisis with our client's payroll system, if it gets me out of having to clean my office.

I have slightly more than a year's worth of accumulated clutter, which may in fact outweigh me by this point. Most of it is probably redundant paper trash, but I don't want to start something unless I have the weeks to devote to sifting through it properly.

gift certificates are good.

I love watching lilly dance.

yayayayayayayay for Cybervixen and Ross

Hi Nilly

I need to start some serious cleaning. don't wanta.

a gift certificate to where? TGIFridays?

That's a lot of burger!

No, it's a generic one that can be turned into a specific gift cert for a number of places, as well as get stuff directly from Bose, Coach, Smarter Image, etc. The last one I got I converted to Bed Bath & Beyond. I have a lot of browsing to do with this one.