Jesse don't answer your phone. or at least screen.
I think I can feel my mouth enough to eat now. I am STARVED!
Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?
'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Dec 21, 2005 1:43:23 pm PST #4250 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
dcp - Dec 21, 2005 1:52:32 pm PST #4251 of 10002
The more I learn, the more I realize how little I know.
From tommyrot's link:
a shitty tip is, by my definition, any gratuity under 17%
That seems a pretty high threshold to me.
Jessica - Dec 21, 2005 1:54:01 pm PST #4252 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I'M HOME!!
And this time, it only took *2* hours! O happy day!
sarameg - Dec 21, 2005 1:55:48 pm PST #4253 of 10002
I am mostly packed. I think. There is barely room for my clothes. RIDICULOUS.
If I'm forgetting something or not packing warmly enough OH WELL. I do need to straighten up around here though. It's clean, just cluttered. God, is it cluttered.
Go eat msbelle! Just chew carefully.
Jessica - Dec 21, 2005 1:55:50 pm PST #4254 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
That seems a pretty high threshold to me.
It depends on where the restaurant is, I think. 17% is definitely on the low end for NYC.
Matt the Bruins fan - Dec 21, 2005 1:56:06 pm PST #4255 of 10002
Oh honey, the mentally unwell people have been in the fanbase since Game Changers was Stucky fanfiction on the internet. The calls have been coming from inside the house the whole time!
That seems a pretty high threshold to me.
Yeah, Bitter Waitress better get ready for a long lifetime full of abject disappointment if anything less than 17% is considered an insult. Particularly if the site's theme of snotty entitlement is actually displayed to the customers before they receive the check.
§ ita § - Dec 21, 2005 1:58:09 pm PST #4256 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
That seems a pretty high threshold to me.
Yeah, me too. Who gets to make that call anyway?
bon bon - Dec 21, 2005 1:58:34 pm PST #4257 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
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§ ita § - Dec 21, 2005 1:59:01 pm PST #4258 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
17% is definitely on the low end for NYC.
Jaysus. If not for my lazy math, this makes we wonder if I've been undertipping in LA. What's a standard NY tip?
Jessica - Dec 21, 2005 2:00:30 pm PST #4259 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
18-20%, I'd say. I generally calculate 20% and round down to the nearest dollar. If service was really good, I round up.