Osama's Homo-Bortion [something] Commie Jizzaporium.
I still have it on the Tivo at home. It was just so beautiful.
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - Dec 08, 2005 2:09:31 pm PST #377 of 10002
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
shrift - Dec 08, 2005 2:16:15 pm PST #378 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Shrift, if I come to Escapade and ply you with alcohol, will you move?
Come to Escapade! Ply me with alcohol!
I'm already thinking about moving. My family would kill me if I do it while Christmas is afoot, but after, it's a whole new year.
msbelle - Dec 08, 2005 2:16:15 pm PST #379 of 10002
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
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§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 2:34:12 pm PST #380 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
"I know you don't want to hear this, but you're both really young. No matter how much you love each other, you're both really young."
Another in the list of phone conversations I don't need to overhear at work. Dudes, times and places.
Thanks, Cass! You'll need my address, huh? Or do you have it?
Wow. Now Concerned Mother is explaining the phone call to her co-worker. I'd be embarassed for her daughter, except whyinhell is she having that sort of conversation with her mother while Ma's at work?
Kate, glad you're okay. Margaret Thatcher was recently hospitalised for feeling faint. WhatEV. Okay, maybe she's 109 by now, but still.
Daisy Jane - Dec 08, 2005 2:36:03 pm PST #381 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
So. I just listened to an elderly lady cry because she's afraid she'll lose her home, the company seems to have her insurance money, but hasn't credited it to her, and she is scared of where she's living and just wants to go home.
Can I leave now? I don't cry in front of coworkers.
brenda m - Dec 08, 2005 2:36:52 pm PST #382 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Oh lord. We have forty some consultants and about double that number of clients scheduled to come in tonight and tomorrow for this freak-ass conference. What do you think is happening now?
§ ita § - Dec 08, 2005 2:37:33 pm PST #383 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Okay, I'd rather have to listen to what I have to than what you do, DJ. I couldn't bear what you bear of a workday. Not even a little.
ChiKat - Dec 08, 2005 2:37:40 pm PST #384 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
{{Daisy Jane}}
Oh, no, brenda!
brenda m - Dec 08, 2005 2:43:34 pm PST #385 of 10002
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Kathy, did you hear the thunder? WTF? Huge blast of thunder in the middle of a snow storm. Weeeird.
Daisy Jane - Dec 08, 2005 2:46:34 pm PST #386 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Well, luckily I'm not alone. I mean the national head guy is really on top of this. n I emailed him a few minutes ago to let him know what was going on.
I heard some pretty bad stories today, and they made me teary, but this woman I had to shut the door for and just bawl big weepy tears. She did make me smile a bit though, because she feels safer in New Orleans than in Texas. I told her "Oh yes ma'am. I understand."