River: You're not right, Early. You're not righteous. You've got issues. Early: No. Oh, yes, I could have that. You might have me figured out, then. Good job. I'm not 100%.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2005 1:37:16 pm PST #3724 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Say one out of 9790 times.

And what percentage is that, boys and girls?

So far I don't want to click on any of the ones that come up on provocateuse, but they do tend to link to celebrity-fannish sites, which might work very well for my audience.

I have no idea.


tommyrot - Dec 20, 2005 1:37:49 pm PST #3725 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I almost never click through ads either. Say one out of 9790 times.

Crap. I only have a few hundred web pages to go before it's time for me to click through....


amych - Dec 20, 2005 1:44:41 pm PST #3726 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I only have a few hundred web pages to go before it's time for me to click through...

Do we need to discuss a name for the new click-through?


Allyson - Dec 20, 2005 1:46:01 pm PST #3727 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm completely depleted of heart.

Bad day, man. Really, really bad day.


ChiKat - Dec 20, 2005 1:54:13 pm PST #3728 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

For Allyson:

[link]


Allyson - Dec 20, 2005 1:56:27 pm PST #3729 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

awwww, thanks chikat.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2005 1:57:43 pm PST #3730 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For Allyson: [link] and [link] Hell, [link]


Scrappy - Dec 20, 2005 1:58:52 pm PST #3731 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Sorry about the bad bad day, Allyson. Hope the BF didn't add to it.


ChiKat - Dec 20, 2005 2:00:23 pm PST #3732 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Hot guys and cute baby animals can't solve problems, but they can be a momentary salve.


amych - Dec 20, 2005 2:01:18 pm PST #3733 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Hot guys and cute baby animals can't solve problems

Don't say that! If that's true, I'll have to get an actual plan!