Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


amych - Dec 20, 2005 1:44:41 pm PST #3726 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I only have a few hundred web pages to go before it's time for me to click through...

Do we need to discuss a name for the new click-through?


Allyson - Dec 20, 2005 1:46:01 pm PST #3727 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I'm completely depleted of heart.

Bad day, man. Really, really bad day.


ChiKat - Dec 20, 2005 1:54:13 pm PST #3728 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

For Allyson:

[link]


Allyson - Dec 20, 2005 1:56:27 pm PST #3729 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

awwww, thanks chikat.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2005 1:57:43 pm PST #3730 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

For Allyson: [link] and [link] Hell, [link]


Scrappy - Dec 20, 2005 1:58:52 pm PST #3731 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Sorry about the bad bad day, Allyson. Hope the BF didn't add to it.


ChiKat - Dec 20, 2005 2:00:23 pm PST #3732 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

Hot guys and cute baby animals can't solve problems, but they can be a momentary salve.


amych - Dec 20, 2005 2:01:18 pm PST #3733 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Hot guys and cute baby animals can't solve problems

Don't say that! If that's true, I'll have to get an actual plan!


Allyson - Dec 20, 2005 2:07:18 pm PST #3734 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Not at all, Robin. My brother's gigantic drug problem causing him to abandon my nephew has left me hanging by a very, very thin thread lately and I'm trying to not let it swallow me whole.

Today it got the most of me.


§ ita § - Dec 20, 2005 2:09:01 pm PST #3735 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Are you going home, Allyson? And if you don't want to talk about even that, please ignore me entirely.

In I'll-retire-soon news, I've now made 17¢.