Those baby shoes are adorable! I want them!! It's probably too soon for me to stocking up for my as-yet hypothetical future child, right?
I almost never click through ads either. Say one out of 9790 times.
Jayne: Captain, can you stop her from bein' cheerful, please? Mal: I don't believe there is a power in the 'verse that can stop Kaylee from being cheerful. Sometimes you just wanna duct tape her mouth and dump her in the hold for a month.
'Serenity'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Dec 20, 2005 1:33:05 pm PST #3723 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
§ ita § - Dec 20, 2005 1:37:16 pm PST #3724 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Say one out of 9790 times.
And what percentage is that, boys and girls?
So far I don't want to click on any of the ones that come up on provocateuse, but they do tend to link to celebrity-fannish sites, which might work very well for my audience.
I have no idea.
tommyrot - Dec 20, 2005 1:37:49 pm PST #3725 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I almost never click through ads either. Say one out of 9790 times.
Crap. I only have a few hundred web pages to go before it's time for me to click through....
amych - Dec 20, 2005 1:44:41 pm PST #3726 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I only have a few hundred web pages to go before it's time for me to click through...
Do we need to discuss a name for the new click-through?
Allyson - Dec 20, 2005 1:46:01 pm PST #3727 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I'm completely depleted of heart.
Bad day, man. Really, really bad day.
ChiKat - Dec 20, 2005 1:54:13 pm PST #3728 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
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Allyson - Dec 20, 2005 1:56:27 pm PST #3729 of 10002
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
awwww, thanks chikat.
§ ita § - Dec 20, 2005 1:57:43 pm PST #3730 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Scrappy - Dec 20, 2005 1:58:52 pm PST #3731 of 10002
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Sorry about the bad bad day, Allyson. Hope the BF didn't add to it.
ChiKat - Dec 20, 2005 2:00:23 pm PST #3732 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
Hot guys and cute baby animals can't solve problems, but they can be a momentary salve.