I have a tiara on top of my tree.
Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.
'War Stories'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Sophia Brooks - Dec 19, 2005 11:06:54 am PST #3313 of 10002
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2005 11:07:08 am PST #3314 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm assuming that you mean one of the others
Grabbalicious, aren't you?
I have a shinai and a sword by my bed, and two knives. Because I like them. If I were actually going for self defense there'd probably be a gun involved. Which is a pretty new stance for me.
Spidra Webster - Dec 19, 2005 11:08:53 am PST #3315 of 10002
I wish I could just go somewhere to get flensed but none of the whaling ships near me take Medicare.
Wow. I've been to Vesuvio's a couple times and never knew they had gaslight.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2005 11:10:01 am PST #3316 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Whedonesquers are not amused.
I have to agree--and it has nothing to do with Eliza (most boring overheardinnewyork ever? At least a contender), just the "Ju Calling."
Cashmere - Dec 19, 2005 11:10:12 am PST #3317 of 10002
Now tagless for your comfort.
Whedonesquers are not amused.
Considering the title on the OINY page, it's pretty offensive.
Vortex - Dec 19, 2005 11:10:57 am PST #3318 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Grabbalicious, aren't you?
always *mwah*!
If I were actually going for self defense there'd probably be a gun involved.
see, this is good in theory, if you're not surprised. me, I'd have to open the wonky bedside drawer. FIND the damn thing, make sure that there are bullets, take the safety off. Oh, wait, then I need my glasses so that I don't put a bullet in my dresser or something. by that time, I'm done. However, if I can just grab the maglite and swing for the rafters, I'm good. Cause wherever that sucker hits, it's gonna hurt.
Steph L. - Dec 19, 2005 11:12:36 am PST #3319 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Holiday gift for Steph.
I'm assuming that you mean one of the others.
Pretty sure she means me. I sleep with an aluminum baseball bat under my bed, within easy reach. But I had never given thought to a shield!
However, if I can just grab the maglite and swing for the rafters, I'm good. Cause wherever that sucker hits, it's gonna hurt.
That's per-zactly why I have the baseball bat within easy reach. Whatever I connect with is going to crumple and/or break.
§ ita § - Dec 19, 2005 11:13:44 am PST #3320 of 10002
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cause wherever that sucker hits, it's gonna hurt.
True. I just think about missing, a lot. Though I could probably work the shinai like an escrima stick, and that's less of an issue in that style.
eta:
Pretty sure she means me
Merry Holidays!
ChiKat - Dec 19, 2005 11:14:44 am PST #3321 of 10002
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?
What else would make a good Holiday Tree topper?
One year we moved right before Christmas and couldn't find our normal toppers, so my brother and I put a stuffed, pink flamingo on top. It was cute.
Vortex - Dec 19, 2005 11:15:31 am PST #3322 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Whedonesquers are not amused.
neither am I. that's incredibly offensive, and I'm not even Jewish.