Holiday gift for Steph.

I'm assuming that you mean one of the others.

Pretty sure she means me. I sleep with an aluminum baseball bat under my bed, within easy reach. But I had never given thought to a shield!

However, if I can just grab the maglite and swing for the rafters, I'm good. Cause wherever that sucker hits, it's gonna hurt.

That's per-zactly why I have the baseball bat within easy reach. Whatever I connect with is going to crumple and/or break.

Cause wherever that sucker hits, it's gonna hurt.

True. I just think about missing, a lot. Though I could probably work the shinai like an escrima stick, and that's less of an issue in that style.

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Pretty sure she means me

Merry Holidays!

What else would make a good Holiday Tree topper?

One year we moved right before Christmas and couldn't find our normal toppers, so my brother and I put a stuffed, pink flamingo on top. It was cute.

Whedonesquers are not amused.

neither am I. that's incredibly offensive, and I'm not even Jewish.

Considering the title on the OINY page, it's pretty offensive.

And the not amusing even past the title makes it just somehow worst to me.

most boring overheardinnewyork ever?

Totally.

I wonder how that table would look with a sword as the upright? 'Cause shield and sword is a classic.

Does knowing it's completely par for the course make it more or less offensive?

(Asking because yes, I can see that it's an offensive title, but because that's the kind of thing OINY says all the time, and that's not even close to being the worst, it barely pinged me at all.)

Problems writing Leo out of West Wing. I haven't been watching, so the whole flashforward complication from earlier this season is news to me. And this is a man/character that deserves to be written out with ceremony.

neither am I. that's incredibly offensive, and I'm not even Jewish.

neither is she for that matter