Coworker is back, I can go to lunch. I have no idea what I want.
Oh, at first it was confusing. Just the idea of computers was like — whoa! I'm eleven hundred years old! I had trouble adjusting to the idea of Lutherans.
Anya ,'Get It Done'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Daisy Jane - Dec 08, 2005 9:24:01 am PST #304 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Sparky1 - Dec 08, 2005 9:24:22 am PST #305 of 10002
Librarian Warlord
DJ, you definitely deserve a break. Take one, get some lunch, and try and find a way to distract yourself for a little while.
tommyrot - Dec 08, 2005 9:30:24 am PST #306 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Videogame teaches female sexual gratification
You can download and play Lapis for free from Kelley's site. From her description of the game:
Depending on how you touch the bunny, it reacts to being touched.
Players manipulate the creature (bunny) on the touchscreen, which gives them magical energy to fly
You can touch the bunny in different ways – stroking, scratching, tickling, etc
Also can use the microphone to talk, sing to, blow on the fur…
The bunnies are analogous to female anatomy… not literal looking, but evocative
Vortex - Dec 08, 2005 9:37:52 am PST #307 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Wonderful when it's your car and you're expecting it, FREAKY AS HELL when it's your mom's car that you drive once every year and you've forgotten about the butt warmers.
Heh. as I mentioned, my seat warmers are automatic. I was in the car with a friend when I glanced over to find that she had a curious expression on her face. I asked her if she was okay She said "well, um, my ass is warm" and I said "isn't it GREAT". She was confused, as she had not turned it on. It was amusing.
Lee - Dec 08, 2005 9:39:30 am PST #308 of 10002
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I have to turn my seat warmers on manually.
Now I feel all deprived.
Steph L. - Dec 08, 2005 9:39:49 am PST #309 of 10002
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe
PROVO, Utah (AP) -- The Utah Department of Transportation is preparing to resume using a cannon for avalanche control in Provo Canyon, and believes it can do so this time without shelling any neighborhoods.
Last March 23, an errant 105mm Howitzer round went over a hill and into the back yard of Lori and Scott Connors' Pleasant Grove home.
UDOT was very sorry to blow up those folks' garage.
[BOOM!!!!]
"Honey, were we expecting pirates?"
Gudanov - Dec 08, 2005 10:21:24 am PST #310 of 10002
Coding and Sleeping
I'm doing a self-evaluation today. I'm not a fan of the self-evaluation. I don't suppose I should put "Wide variety of superpowers" for a strength.
shrift - Dec 08, 2005 10:22:19 am PST #311 of 10002
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Right, okay. So my Yahoo!Mail isn't working, and livejournal isn't working, and since I'm working, how can they expect me to work like this?
Injustice!
Dana - Dec 08, 2005 10:32:17 am PST #312 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
So my Yahoo!Mail isn't working, and livejournal isn't working, and since I'm working, how can they expect me to work like this?
Why aren't they working? They're working for me. Maybe they're frozen.
Dana - Dec 08, 2005 10:37:07 am PST #313 of 10002
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Just watched the Daily Show clip "Secular Central." There are no words for how much I love Jon Stewart.