On the upside, now I have a glue gun.

Glue of the world, beware!

ION, I do have an eyepatch. I think I will use it while on a computer. (I still have good peripheral vision in my bad eye, so I'll continue to use it for other stuff.) I read that it's worse to have your dominant eye suffer a vision loss, but after a while the brain rewires itself and the good eye becomes the dominant eye. Hopefully that will happen to me (if my bad eye doesn't get better).

I've been reading a bunch of stuff online about my condition. It's like starting a new hobby - so much to learn! (and much of it conflicting)

I am done christmas shopping. Except for a watch. But no big. I had to brave fucking walmart because the BestBuy parking lot scared the living hell out of me. That's a first.

Now I have to do all the OTHER shit I needed to do this weekend. Groceries and hair are tonight. Cleaning and laundry are going to have to wait until tomorrow.

ita, so glad that the acupuncturist did something that WORKED. Now go find one to come live with you and follow you around.

I'm eating a&w fries and burger. This is, uh, the first nonbeverage food I've consumed all day. Which is kinda dumb, considering the torture I put myself through. Amazingly, no meltdowns.

I got all teary today when the delivery guys plugged in my parents' new refrigerator.

Awww. I'm glad they are one step closer to normal. And for some reason, I keep having fits and starts of a christmas song involving the miraculous arrival of the christmas fridge.... I don't know...

Thinking good thoughts Cashmere-wards....

Oh, speaking of presents, is there any little thing that would be cute to someone who's going to be teaching an undergrad class for the first time?

Glue of the world, beware!

Wait wait wait. Do you shoot at pops with a pop gun? Do you shoot at potatoes with a potato gun? Do you shoot at BBs with a BB gun? (Do I have any idea what BBs are? Oh, actually, they are ball bearings, aren't they?) No!

Okay, you might shoot at pops with a pop gun, but pops subsequently gets up out of his chair and gives you a whuppin.

You shoot at elephants with an elephant gun.

I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

Get one of those pig-flinging guns. It will work well to gain the attention of drowsing students. Colored pens, rubber stamps with appropriate text (like WHAT?)

You shoot at elephants with an elephant gun.

You also use an elephant gun to shoot tigers. Well, if you're Bungalow Bill.

Get one of those pig-flinging guns.

The who with the what, now?

I like the idea of a red pen and a stamp. Among other things. Anyway, I'll go to the place that would have those, and the Sharpie I need for other reasons, on Monday. Good one.

Jesse, what is the friend teaching?