Get one of those pig-flinging guns. It will work well to gain the attention of drowsing students. Colored pens, rubber stamps with appropriate text (like WHAT?)
You turn on any of my crew, you turn on me.
Mal ,'Ariel'
Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Dec 17, 2005 1:15:19 pm PST #2920 of 10002
tommyrot - Dec 17, 2005 1:15:52 pm PST #2921 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You shoot at elephants with an elephant gun.
You also use an elephant gun to shoot tigers. Well, if you're Bungalow Bill.
Jesse - Dec 17, 2005 1:17:29 pm PST #2922 of 10002
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Get one of those pig-flinging guns.
The who with the what, now?
I like the idea of a red pen and a stamp. Among other things. Anyway, I'll go to the place that would have those, and the Sharpie I need for other reasons, on Monday. Good one.
bon bon - Dec 17, 2005 1:22:12 pm PST #2923 of 10002
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Jesse, what is the friend teaching?
sarameg - Dec 17, 2005 1:24:51 pm PST #2924 of 10002
Jesse, here : [link]
DavidS - Dec 17, 2005 1:29:51 pm PST #2925 of 10002
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Matt, it's taking a few minutes to upload but I'm sending "Love Is Like Oxygen" and "Fox on the Run" to Buffistarawk should you have the urge to own them.
DXMachina - Dec 17, 2005 1:32:26 pm PST #2926 of 10002
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.
I shot an elephant in my pajamas.
What was he doing in your pajamas?
Laura - Dec 17, 2005 1:35:54 pm PST #2927 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
delivery guy put the refrigerator ON HIS BACK and carried it from the truck and UP THE OUTSIDE STAIRS.
Wow! And Yay for cold food!
Tom Scola - Dec 17, 2005 1:36:50 pm PST #2928 of 10002
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
How far did you shoot the elephant?
Ginger - Dec 17, 2005 1:40:27 pm PST #2929 of 10002
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
What was he doing in your pajamas?
I'll never know.