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Natter 41: Why Do I Click on ita's Links?!

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.

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Nutty - Dec 17, 2005 1:08:56 pm PST #2917 of 10002

"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

Glue of the world, beware!

Wait wait wait. Do you shoot at pops with a pop gun? Do you shoot at potatoes with a potato gun? Do you shoot at BBs with a BB gun? (Do I have any idea what BBs are? Oh, actually, they are ball bearings, aren't they?) No!

Okay, you might shoot at pops with a pop gun, but pops subsequently gets up out of his chair and gives you a whuppin.

DXMachina - Dec 17, 2005 1:11:28 pm PST #2918 of 10002

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

You shoot at elephants with an elephant gun.

Ginger - Dec 17, 2005 1:14:59 pm PST #2919 of 10002

"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

sarameg - Dec 17, 2005 1:15:19 pm PST #2920 of 10002

Get one of those pig-flinging guns. It will work well to gain the attention of drowsing students. Colored pens, rubber stamps with appropriate text (like WHAT?)

tommyrot - Dec 17, 2005 1:15:52 pm PST #2921 of 10002

Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You shoot at elephants with an elephant gun.

You also use an elephant gun to shoot tigers. Well, if you're Bungalow Bill.

Jesse - Dec 17, 2005 1:17:29 pm PST #2922 of 10002

Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Get one of those pig-flinging guns.

The who with the what, now?

I like the idea of a red pen and a stamp. Among other things. Anyway, I'll go to the place that would have those, and the Sharpie I need for other reasons, on Monday. Good one.

bon bon - Dec 17, 2005 1:22:12 pm PST #2923 of 10002

It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

Jesse, what is the friend teaching?

sarameg - Dec 17, 2005 1:24:51 pm PST #2924 of 10002

Jesse, here : [link]

DavidS - Dec 17, 2005 1:29:51 pm PST #2925 of 10002

"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Matt, it's taking a few minutes to upload but I'm sending "Love Is Like Oxygen" and "Fox on the Run" to Buffistarawk should you have the urge to own them.

DXMachina - Dec 17, 2005 1:32:26 pm PST #2926 of 10002

You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I shot an elephant in my pajamas.

What was he doing in your pajamas?

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