Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


Lost 2: Tied to a Tree in a Jungle of Mystery  

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Lady O' Spain - May 26, 2006 1:49:06 am PDT #2142 of 5968
Red hair and black leather--my favorite color scheme.

Delurking to add my theories:

The electromagnetic field is a natural feature of the island. It was held in check/vented/not as strong/whatever naturally for years (obviously it hasn't been sucking in planes for the last 75 years; someone would have noticed. And there couldn't have always been a handy computer to vent the charge every 108 minutes.)

Then Dharmatel shows up on the island and sets up their base. Whether they chose the island because of the weird electromagnetic properties or it was just a coincidence, I don't know. And then comes The Incident. Whatever happened in The Incident caused the electromagnetic field to get all out of whack and become extremely dangerous. They manage to jury-rig a system to keep the electromagnetism in check, pack up their toys and leave the island, leaving two schmucks in the Swan station to keep the island from imploding (and taking the world with it?) And, presumably, two even bigger schmucks in the Pearl station to watch the other guys push the button and write diaries about it that no one will read. (Why? Don't know. Maybe since they had to scrap the rest of the project, they wanted to get *some* research out of it. Obviously they think the project is still going on, since they keep sending food.)

As to the Others: this is one mystery I'd really like solved now. I'm fine with the whole exploring the island/what are the hatches for/Dharma mystery. But I'm tired of the Other's whole "mysterious unbeatable foe who aren't what they seem" schtick. I'd like to find out what their deal is, and maybe see a storyline in which the castaways and the Others are faced with a mutual threat and have to cooperate to survive.

As to why everyone is so stupid: They were all dropped on their head as infants. Every single one. That's why the island chose them--it needed a plane full of developmentally disabled pretty people for some nefarious reason.

Seriously, it's the only way I can watch the show--by constantly telling myself that all the main characters are high-functioning EMD. It works well for Stargate Atlantis, too.

As to the alcohol: Is anyone else highly amused that apparently the Dharmatel supply guys believe that good ol' Dharma brand rotgut is an essential item for their supply drops?


DXMachina - May 26, 2006 2:36:22 am PDT #2143 of 5968
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I want to see the warehouse where they stored all of those pneumatic tubes before they used them.

Daniel, I was thinking the exact same thing.

The pneumatic graveyard bugged the crap out of me. It was like they'd crossed over into Toon Town. You mean to tell me that the folks who set this all up couldn't figure out how to recycle the tubes?


Kathy A - May 26, 2006 4:37:52 am PDT #2144 of 5968
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I had a "I know that actress!" moment when I saw Penny, and it took me until her scene with Desmond at the running track to figure it out--she's the fighting protector of The Librarian from the cheesefest on TNT known as "The Quest for the Spear." I thought she was the worst thing about that movie, but she was much better in her limited role on Lost.


sumi - May 26, 2006 4:50:17 am PDT #2145 of 5968
Art Crawl!!!

She also played Charlies ex on Numb3rs earlier this year.


Frankenbuddha - May 26, 2006 5:18:15 am PDT #2146 of 5968
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

They'll have to work pretty hard to disappoint me more than X-Files eventually did, but I've lost my faith that they're at least half a step more planned out than Chris Carter ever was.

This, very much this.

They need to sail around the whole island with the sailboat, and find Tom Hanks yelling at Wilson.

I'd rather have them find Hugh Laurie yelling at Wilson, thank you very much.


Dana - May 26, 2006 5:25:49 am PDT #2147 of 5968
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

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Frankenbuddha - May 26, 2006 5:48:18 am PDT #2148 of 5968
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Dana - Bwahahhahahahaha!!!!


Una - May 26, 2006 8:19:06 am PDT #2149 of 5968
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

I still don't think the electromagnetism...thingy...is real. I think it's more of the psychological experiment. Something faked up for when you DON'T push the button, to freak you out into Not Trying That Ever Again And Phew, That Was Close. (hence why Desmond is so insistent about it when the Losties find the hatch. He's missed it once, and it freaked his shit right out.)

All the Dharma/Hatch mysteries are keeping me watching. Well, and the pretty. I just can't bring myself to care all that much about the Others.


§ ita § - May 26, 2006 8:20:06 am PDT #2150 of 5968
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, man, that icon is such a coded piece of humour. Love it.


Sean K - May 26, 2006 10:03:14 am PDT #2151 of 5968
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

That icon is HI-LARIOUS!

Also, I don't think there were too many people left on this board holding on to the following theories, but I was glad of the finale for settling two questions once and for all -- Losties = NOT DEAD. Rest of the world = NOT BLOWED UP (or somehow otherwise destroyed).