It's simple. I slap 'em around a bit, torture 'em, make their lives hell...Sure, the nice guys'll run away,but every now and then you'll find a prince like Spike who gets off on it.

Buffy ,'Get It Done'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Dec 06, 2005 12:43:52 pm PST #9783 of 10006
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

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Lee - Dec 06, 2005 12:44:36 pm PST #9784 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

That reminds me-- Kat, I have a coupon for $20 off when you spend at least $40 on regular price April Cornell stuff that I won't use. Do you want it?


§ ita § - Dec 06, 2005 12:59:21 pm PST #9785 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think tommyrot's toolshed needs some of these too.


Sheryl - Dec 06, 2005 1:01:15 pm PST #9786 of 10006
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

While I found the various alarm clocks interesting, I don't need anything that fancy. I'm not a morning person, but I am a light sleeper. Alarm buzzes from across the room, and I'm awake. Meh.


Allyson - Dec 06, 2005 1:58:21 pm PST #9787 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

LOVE!


Lee - Dec 06, 2005 1:59:52 pm PST #9788 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

LOVE!

Hee.


Cashmere - Dec 06, 2005 2:11:37 pm PST #9789 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.

Obviously for the tiny breasted.

I'd need football helmets or something with more containage.


Allyson - Dec 06, 2005 2:14:21 pm PST #9790 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I agree. For me, they're yalmukapasties.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 06, 2005 2:14:46 pm PST #9791 of 10006
What is even happening?

What Cashmere said. Ya gotta love the Boobooshka one, though.


Rio - Dec 06, 2005 2:15:57 pm PST #9792 of 10006
Are you ready to be strong?

OK I love the face recognition software now. It just told me I look like Audrey Tautou, Billie Holliday, Shakira and Jennifer Connelly. All of whom are at least 12 times better-looking than me.