Here is your cup of coffee.  Brewed from the finest Colombian lighter fluid.

Xander ,'Chosen'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 06, 2005 2:14:46 pm PST #9791 of 10006
What is even happening?

What Cashmere said. Ya gotta love the Boobooshka one, though.


Rio - Dec 06, 2005 2:15:57 pm PST #9792 of 10006
Are you ready to be strong?

OK I love the face recognition software now. It just told me I look like Audrey Tautou, Billie Holliday, Shakira and Jennifer Connelly. All of whom are at least 12 times better-looking than me.


Allyson - Dec 06, 2005 2:18:59 pm PST #9793 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

All of whom are at least 12 times better-looking than me.

unpossible. And you'd look smashing in a yamulkebra, too, I bet.

I wish they had dreydel tassles.


DXMachina - Dec 06, 2005 2:19:14 pm PST #9794 of 10006
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

All of whom are at least 12 times better-looking than me.

Nuh uh. You're the prettiest.


Rio - Dec 06, 2005 2:21:06 pm PST #9795 of 10006
Are you ready to be strong?

Jennifer Connelly is a fucking goddess. And by the way I look nothing like her, except, you know, we both have brown hair.


DavidS - Dec 06, 2005 2:26:31 pm PST #9796 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Nuh uh. You're the prettiest.

It's true.

And by the way I look nothing like her, except, you know, we both have brown hair.

Your smile is way better.


shrift - Dec 06, 2005 2:28:04 pm PST #9797 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Oh -- as usual -- dear.

I've just been informed that someone "borrowed" a paragraph of my (original) writing for a short story, and subsequently has won a large cash prize and trip to a writing workshop.

I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about that, or how the hell I'm supposed to react.


DXMachina - Dec 06, 2005 2:29:47 pm PST #9798 of 10006
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about that, or how the hell I'm supposed to react.

shrift smash?

Imagine how satisfying it will be to turn them in.


Rio - Dec 06, 2005 2:29:53 pm PST #9799 of 10006
Are you ready to be strong?

Shrift, I think you should let the prize committee know.

David, you are a charming liar. I mean that in the best way.


Laura - Dec 06, 2005 2:31:58 pm PST #9800 of 10006
Our wings are not tired.

I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about that, or how the hell I'm supposed to react.

Pissed off. Bust them.