Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh…I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to-- Wesley: Thank you. I'm…very comforted.

'Lineage'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Dec 06, 2005 12:59:21 pm PST #9785 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think tommyrot's toolshed needs some of these too.


Sheryl - Dec 06, 2005 1:01:15 pm PST #9786 of 10006
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"

Timelies all!

While I found the various alarm clocks interesting, I don't need anything that fancy. I'm not a morning person, but I am a light sleeper. Alarm buzzes from across the room, and I'm awake. Meh.


Allyson - Dec 06, 2005 1:58:21 pm PST #9787 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

LOVE!


Lee - Dec 06, 2005 1:59:52 pm PST #9788 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

LOVE!

Hee.


Cashmere - Dec 06, 2005 2:11:37 pm PST #9789 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.

Obviously for the tiny breasted.

I'd need football helmets or something with more containage.


Allyson - Dec 06, 2005 2:14:21 pm PST #9790 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I agree. For me, they're yalmukapasties.


Topic!Cindy - Dec 06, 2005 2:14:46 pm PST #9791 of 10006
What is even happening?

What Cashmere said. Ya gotta love the Boobooshka one, though.


Rio - Dec 06, 2005 2:15:57 pm PST #9792 of 10006
Are you ready to be strong?

OK I love the face recognition software now. It just told me I look like Audrey Tautou, Billie Holliday, Shakira and Jennifer Connelly. All of whom are at least 12 times better-looking than me.


Allyson - Dec 06, 2005 2:18:59 pm PST #9793 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

All of whom are at least 12 times better-looking than me.

unpossible. And you'd look smashing in a yamulkebra, too, I bet.

I wish they had dreydel tassles.


DXMachina - Dec 06, 2005 2:19:14 pm PST #9794 of 10006
You always do this. We get tipsy, and you take advantage of my love of the scientific method.

All of whom are at least 12 times better-looking than me.

Nuh uh. You're the prettiest.