Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Dec 02, 2005 9:06:45 am PST #8663 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Was there some kind of bomb? Some kind of IQ bomb that went off in the atmosphere this morning and blanketed the Earth with stupidity like nuclear winter?


sarameg - Dec 02, 2005 9:08:12 am PST #8664 of 10006

Maybe it is the Plague, shrift. God knows I'm stuggling through my own moronicism today.


Laura - Dec 02, 2005 9:08:19 am PST #8665 of 10006
Our wings are not tired.

Sorry you weren't able to dispense justice today Emily. Feel free to make judgments here to get it out of your system.

The courthouse always gets me with the screwdriver I carry in my purse. I forget. They take one look at me and decide I am no threat and let me go ahead.


bon bon - Dec 02, 2005 9:09:33 am PST #8666 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The courthouse always gets me with the screwdriver I carry in my purse. I forget. They take one look at me and decide I am no threat and let me go ahead.

Note to self: make sure suicide bomber has dimples


Dana - Dec 02, 2005 9:11:09 am PST #8667 of 10006
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Maybe it is the Plague, shrift.

Oh, that explains a lot. It's the Stupid plague.


amych - Dec 02, 2005 9:12:53 am PST #8668 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

I have jury duty next week; I shall attempt to dispense justice where Emily couldn't (or at least I'll be Big and Blue).


Cashmere - Dec 02, 2005 9:33:31 am PST #8669 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.

I find the inconsistency to be the most annoying thing, myself.

Yes. This. For the love of all that's holy, YES. You never know what to expect or where they're going to require you to remove objects that got nary a nod at another airport. It's fucking frustrating as hell.


Steph L. - Dec 02, 2005 9:34:07 am PST #8670 of 10006
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Alibelle!!!

LUCIUS!

Perkins!!!

Dr. Scott!!

Rocky!

Am I the only one who cracked up at this? Seriously, there was *almost* coffee on my monitor, literally.


P.M. Marc - Dec 02, 2005 9:38:26 am PST #8671 of 10006
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Some kind of IQ bomb that went off in the atmosphere this morning and blanketed the Earth with stupidity like nuclear winter?

I spent my morning writing pointless Manhunter fic, so I'm going to go with yes on that one.


Steph L. - Dec 02, 2005 9:44:40 am PST #8672 of 10006
I look more rad than Lutheranism

pointless Manhunter fic

Kate Spencer?

I seem to have lost the love for that title.