The courthouse always gets me with the screwdriver I carry in my purse. I forget. They take one look at me and decide I am no threat and let me go ahead.
Note to self: make sure suicide bomber has dimples
Good luck. Try not to kill people. Hands! Hands!
Willow ,'Storyteller'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
bon bon - Dec 02, 2005 9:09:33 am PST #8666 of 10006
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
Dana - Dec 02, 2005 9:11:09 am PST #8667 of 10006
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
Maybe it is the Plague, shrift.
Oh, that explains a lot. It's the Stupid plague.
amych - Dec 02, 2005 9:12:53 am PST #8668 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
I have jury duty next week; I shall attempt to dispense justice where Emily couldn't (or at least I'll be Big and Blue).
Cashmere - Dec 02, 2005 9:33:31 am PST #8669 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.
I find the inconsistency to be the most annoying thing, myself.
Yes. This. For the love of all that's holy, YES. You never know what to expect or where they're going to require you to remove objects that got nary a nod at another airport. It's fucking frustrating as hell.
Steph L. - Dec 02, 2005 9:34:07 am PST #8670 of 10006
I look more rad than Lutheranism
Alibelle!!!
LUCIUS!
Perkins!!!
Dr. Scott!!
Rocky!
Am I the only one who cracked up at this? Seriously, there was *almost* coffee on my monitor, literally.
P.M. Marc - Dec 02, 2005 9:38:26 am PST #8671 of 10006
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Some kind of IQ bomb that went off in the atmosphere this morning and blanketed the Earth with stupidity like nuclear winter?
I spent my morning writing pointless Manhunter fic, so I'm going to go with yes on that one.
Steph L. - Dec 02, 2005 9:44:40 am PST #8672 of 10006
I look more rad than Lutheranism
pointless Manhunter fic
Kate Spencer?
I seem to have lost the love for that title.
P.M. Marc - Dec 02, 2005 9:46:31 am PST #8673 of 10006
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear
Yep. Kate Spencer.
shrift - Dec 02, 2005 9:50:11 am PST #8674 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I spent my morning writing pointless Manhunter fic, so I'm going to go with yes on that one.
I've spent all day dealing with people coming to me with problems similar to the CD-ROM drive = cupholder legend. And this sinus headache has me a little dead in the brain, so it's taking me a little longer than usual to figure out that we're lost inside of a paper bag.
Time for mental flamethrowers!
flea - Dec 02, 2005 10:02:03 am PST #8675 of 10006
information libertarian
It is Budget Time, which means my boss' brain has entirely evaporated. She's so overwhelmed by the whole idea that she basically wants me to do it for her. (We have a really easy budget, so I could, but damn it, if I'm going to spend that much money I'm going to raise my salary first of all.) I must find a way to escape before the annual "how do I print an excel file" freakout occurs. I have already mentioned to her that we have Excel for Dummies at the Reference Desk. Two copies.