I want to torture you. I used to love it, and it's been a long time. I mean, the last time I tortured someone, they didn't even have chainsaws.

Angel ,'Chosen'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Strega - Dec 01, 2005 7:31:53 am PST #8324 of 10006

retail has totally shaped the way I think about calling in sick.

Ah, that explains a great deal. You're sounding like a co-worker who had a cold and wouldn't stay home, and it got worse and she wouldn't stay home, and after a month and at least one visit to ER, her doctor told her she wasn't allowed to get out of bed for a couple of days.

It's not a personal failing to be sick, and sick leave isn't an indulgence. If your being out for a few days causes the office to fall into chaos, they ought to be paying you more. So it'll be good for them to figure that out.

Rest. Get juice and tea. There's some kind of Tylenol flu product that I swear made me feel like mom had tucked me in, soothed my fevered brow, and then knocked me out with an elephant tranq. So I recommend that. Oh, and order in some hot & sour soup.

I've had this problem before, and it's based on who sent it out, not on who's receiving it.
UPS claims that, but I don't believe them. There are a few companies I order from regularly, and sometimes they demand a signature, and sometimes they'll leave it at the door. It's definitely not based on the price of whatever is getting delivered. I once came home and found a box from Amazon, and a notice about a second box from Amazon. It's insane and I hate them. Grr.


Trudy Booth - Dec 01, 2005 7:35:11 am PST #8325 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sussudio?

Pseudosuedeio?


§ ita § - Dec 01, 2005 7:35:18 am PST #8326 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I don't have retail to blame for my reluctance to call in sick. But thank DOG I can work from home, even if I do still feel like I'm abusing it. Or the gurney in the ER. Just thinking about calling in sick and doing no work makes me anxious. Which is why, with all the lack of gruntle with the post-concussive shit, I've not yet taken a sick day.


Jesse - Dec 01, 2005 7:36:57 am PST #8327 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Strega is 100% right on about the sick-leave thing. I've never used all my sick leave time, even the year I was out sick for two weeks. (Part of it was planned vacation, part of it was holidays, but still.) They give it for a reason.


amych - Dec 01, 2005 7:38:43 am PST #8328 of 10006
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

If your being out for a few days causes the office to fall into chaos, they ought to be paying you more.

I feel like I oughta have this tattooed somewhere. Not if "somewhere" is on me or other people.


sumi - Dec 01, 2005 7:45:47 am PST #8329 of 10006
Art Crawl!!!

This story is both cool and kinda yucky. . . fossilized footprints of a giant water scorpion were found in Scotland.


shrift - Dec 01, 2005 7:49:31 am PST #8330 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

This is why I hate UPS deliveries. At least FedEx has decent hours (plus a facility nearer me). And they've never jacked me around by leaving slips with "signature required" unchecked yet talking down to me on the phone for not having signed the slips.

And since I got home after 11 last night, and my alarm went off at a quarter to 6 this morning, I didn't have the brainpower to sign the slip and leave it on the door. I'm going to do that on my way to the doctor this afternoon, but with my luck, they'll probably try to deliver it 20 minutes before I get there.

If your being out for a few days causes the office to fall into chaos, they ought to be paying you more.

Considering the chaos that erupted when I was out sick on Tuesday, I definitely need a raise.


tommyrot - Dec 01, 2005 7:54:34 am PST #8331 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Don't Bomb Us - A blog by Al Jazeera Staffers

Looks to be for real.


Steph L. - Dec 01, 2005 7:55:30 am PST #8332 of 10006
I look more rad than Lutheranism

I need to describe a faux suede covering.

Suede-ish.

Mmmmm....Suede-ish meatballs....


sarameg - Dec 01, 2005 8:00:31 am PST #8333 of 10006

I need a nap. Now.