Hmm. It's sounds like the finest party I can imagine getting paid to go to.

Mal ,'Shindig'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Dec 01, 2005 7:10:42 am PST #8314 of 10006
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I was watching "Good Eats" last night, and Alton Brown used Dr. Pepper to baste his ham (he also threw in about a cup or so of sweet pickle juice). He said any flavorful liquid would work, but Dr. Pepper has the sweetness and the extra kick he prefers.


shrift - Dec 01, 2005 7:13:09 am PST #8315 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Just noticed that the operating hours of the facility they want to hold my iPod at are:

M-F 9:30 A.M. - 5:30 P.M.
Sat closed
Sun closed

I'm never getting my iPod, am I?


§ ita § - Dec 01, 2005 7:17:32 am PST #8316 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm never getting my iPod, am I?

This is why I hate UPS deliveries. At least FedEx has decent hours (plus a facility nearer me). And they've never jacked me around by leaving slips with "signature required" unchecked yet talking down to me on the phone for not having signed the slips.


Frankenbuddha - Dec 01, 2005 7:18:44 am PST #8317 of 10006
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Am tempted to put in Special Delivery Instructions: "My tiny overlord is very unhappy."

Snerk.

Just noticed that the operating hours of the facility they want to hold my iPod at are:

You might see if you can get a direct number to that facility. The one I have to go to on occasion has hours like that, but I've also heard the desk person there say they'll be open later than the 5:30 would indicate. YUPSFacilityMV, but it's worth a shot before you schedule time off (or choke a bitch).


Allyson - Dec 01, 2005 7:23:27 am PST #8318 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Wouldn't UPS make a killing if they scheduled late special deliveries between 6-8PM? I'd pay ten bucks a pop for that. Because before I had an account at a UPS store, I could never ever get a package from them. They're asking me to take off early from work to get a package, which will cost me up to 4 times as much in pay. Why not allow me to schedule a delivery between 6-8PM, for an additional fee? I'd totally pay it.


Jesse - Dec 01, 2005 7:25:07 am PST #8319 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I got a UPS package at my house at 8pm the other night. It was awesome.

ION,

Dear World In General:

Many of us would really prefer not to have to choke a bitch. Why do you keep making this necessary?!?!


Vortex - Dec 01, 2005 7:25:47 am PST #8320 of 10006
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

That said, if you have a tracking number, you can get them to hold it at one of their locations and you can pick it up. Unless you get stuff delivered to you at work, and only then if your work has regular UPS delivieries/pickups, UPS is a major PIA.

oh, they are of the suck. they like to leave packages at my leasing office, which is only open from 9-5. they are open on saturdays, but I hate to wait for a package that got delivered on a Monday, and I have to get up and get dressed before noon on a saturday to get the package.


Tom Scola - Dec 01, 2005 7:27:11 am PST #8321 of 10006
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

When I lived in Hoboken, NJ, UPS would park a truck in front of the subway station, so that anyone commuting from NY could pick up their package on the way home from work.


Daisy Jane - Dec 01, 2005 7:28:17 am PST #8322 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Many of us would really prefer not to have to choke a bitch. Why do you keep making this necessary?!?!

Yes. I would like an answer for this too please.


juliana - Dec 01, 2005 7:30:41 am PST #8323 of 10006
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

Many of us would really prefer not to have to choke a bitch. Why do you keep making this necessary?!?!

Yes. I would like an answer for this too please.

Me three.