I've got two words that are going to make all the pain go away. Miniature Golf.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Nov 22, 2005 1:16:41 pm PST #6510 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Am I allowed to stab people who repeatedly forward me messages that I am too busy to answer?


Aims - Nov 22, 2005 1:25:33 pm PST #6511 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Early dinner on the 4th should work...

Oooh! Let's do that. I like evenings I don't have to cook. I shall ping you.

You should check the calendar.

I know. I keep doing. And yet, it's been a year. Well, 8 days short of a year.

She was just born.

Tell me about it!


Connie Neil - Nov 22, 2005 2:04:39 pm PST #6512 of 10006
brillig

Huh? Em can't be a year old. She was just born.

Seconded! I was looking through my bookmarks and found posts talking about the Empress worrying about nursing and such! Hell, some of those bookmarks are two years old!

The world goes too fast.


Emily - Nov 22, 2005 2:14:35 pm PST #6513 of 10006
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Ack! No! Wait! I don't have any presents for her yet!

Well, or for anyone, for that matter.


le nubian - Nov 22, 2005 2:26:47 pm PST #6514 of 10006
"And to be clear, I am the hell. And the high water."

About that man who kept his dead mom in the freezer to collect her social security checks:

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Schuth has said he fantasized about being married to "Alias" star Jennifer Garner. At his sentencing, he said: "I apologize to Jennifer Garner and her pool boy Ben Affleck for involving them in my fantasies."


DavidS - Nov 22, 2005 2:28:31 pm PST #6515 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Am I allowed to stab people who repeatedly forward me messages that I am too busy to answer?

If that's what it takes to keep your blood pressure down.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 22, 2005 2:32:25 pm PST #6516 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That reduces the "it's stirring, not cooking" appeal of dip.

For me, draining the slime that results from thawed frozen spinach is a more onerous task than chopping a few ounces of dry leaves.

Just checked with HR on the number of vacation days I have left for the year. I thought I had 2. Turns out I have 5 1/2. Coolness! I also have 1 1/2 personal days. Woot!

Want some of my vacation time? I have 33 3/4 days of comp time and 9 3/4 days of vacation time that I'm supposed to use up before June 1. With the caveat that I will have 40+ hours of work a week through February.


brenda m - Nov 22, 2005 2:37:20 pm PST #6517 of 10006
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

"I apologize to Jennifer Garner and her pool boy Ben Affleck for involving them in my fantasies."

Hee.


Ginger - Nov 22, 2005 2:43:17 pm PST #6518 of 10006
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

For me, draining the slime that results from thawed frozen spinach is a more onerous task than chopping a few ounces of dry leaves.

I just dump the frozen block in a strainer and leave it to drain.


Lee - Nov 22, 2005 2:50:45 pm PST #6519 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

Poke poke poke.