Interesting where different people's boundaries lie, huh?
Pretty damn good distraction from the question of his sexual orientation, though, huh?
VERY SNEAKY, MR. MARTIN.
Oh, Pacey! You blind idiot. Can't you see she doesn't love you?
Spike ,'Help'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
shrift - Nov 22, 2005 11:15:54 am PST #6435 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
tommyrot - Nov 22, 2005 11:16:59 am PST #6436 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Sales people will often pull all sorts of tricks in order to get a line (or a #) to a president, vice-president, etc. I bet that's what it was. Or else she wanted to make a complaint and was not going about it very intelligently.
§ ita § - Nov 22, 2005 11:19:39 am PST #6437 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If she'd had any idea of the company at all, she'd understand that she's not getting through to the president, like EVER. And he doesn't make purchasing decisions. Even the heads of the 14 divisions don't make purchasing decisions.
Nutjob!
Cashmere - Nov 22, 2005 11:21:57 am PST #6438 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.
I almost never drink regular soy milk straight
As Lewis Black asks, why is it soy milk? Why not soy juice?
§ ita § - Nov 22, 2005 11:22:43 am PST #6439 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why not soy juice?
You can't juice a bean. Don't be crazy, woman.
Calli - Nov 22, 2005 11:23:04 am PST #6440 of 10006
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Eh, maybe she just wants to be able to tell her superiors, "Look, I called 35 people at that company and I just couldn't get through to the right guy," thus covering her ass for being unable to sell y'all panda-shaped ceramic sliderule holders. Granted, being obnoxious while doing it was probably not her best approach.
§ ita § - Nov 22, 2005 11:23:47 am PST #6441 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
covering her ass for being unable to sell y'all panda-shaped ceramic sliderule holders.
If she'd just said that, I totally know who'd buy those by the gross.
Asking for my name? Certainly not helping any cause.
Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2005 11:26:59 am PST #6442 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Now I want to be a psycho fan at a concert waving a big WHO ARE YOU PEEING ON, RICKY!?!?!? poster.
Fred Pete - Nov 22, 2005 11:27:33 am PST #6443 of 10006
Ann, that's a ferret.
Certainly not helping any cause.
But it's a great "can you believe some people?" story.
tommyrot - Nov 22, 2005 11:27:43 am PST #6444 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm looking for panda-shaped ceramic sliderule cozies. I'd have to look at the panda-shaped ceramic sliderule holders to see if they'd be adequate.