Now I did a job. I got nothing but trouble since I did it, not to mention more than a few unkind words as regard to my character so let me make this abundantly clear. I do the job. And then I get paid.

Mal ,'Serenity'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Nov 22, 2005 11:23:04 am PST #6440 of 10006
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Eh, maybe she just wants to be able to tell her superiors, "Look, I called 35 people at that company and I just couldn't get through to the right guy," thus covering her ass for being unable to sell y'all panda-shaped ceramic sliderule holders. Granted, being obnoxious while doing it was probably not her best approach.


§ ita § - Nov 22, 2005 11:23:47 am PST #6441 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

covering her ass for being unable to sell y'all panda-shaped ceramic sliderule holders.

If she'd just said that, I totally know who'd buy those by the gross.

Asking for my name? Certainly not helping any cause.


Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2005 11:26:59 am PST #6442 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Now I want to be a psycho fan at a concert waving a big WHO ARE YOU PEEING ON, RICKY!?!?!? poster.


Fred Pete - Nov 22, 2005 11:27:33 am PST #6443 of 10006
Ann, that's a ferret.

Certainly not helping any cause.

But it's a great "can you believe some people?" story.


tommyrot - Nov 22, 2005 11:27:43 am PST #6444 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I'm looking for panda-shaped ceramic sliderule cozies. I'd have to look at the panda-shaped ceramic sliderule holders to see if they'd be adequate.


Nutty - Nov 22, 2005 11:27:57 am PST #6445 of 10006
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."

frozen chopped spinach aka Best Convenience Ingredient EVAR

You know, I have used this in lasagna, but I cannot for the life of me come up with any other use for it.

This is a sign of my massive culinary ignorance, isn't it? And the dearth of quiches in my life. I also don't like chopped spinach (by itself) nearly as much as whole spinach leaves, because of the mush factor.


tommyrot - Nov 22, 2005 11:29:45 am PST #6446 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Do people use the word 'stolid' these days? I had never even heard about it until a few days ago.

I am sometimes stolid.


Ginger - Nov 22, 2005 11:30:03 am PST #6447 of 10006
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

You know, I have used this in lasagna, but I cannot for the life of me come up with any other use for it.

Spinach dip. The best dip ever.


JZ - Nov 22, 2005 11:32:22 am PST #6448 of 10006
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

You know, I have used this in lasagna, but I cannot for the life of me come up with any other use for it.

Spanakopita.


tommyrot - Nov 22, 2005 11:34:46 am PST #6449 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

'Ugly dog' Sam dies at 14

Canine gained celebrity as winner of ugliest animal contest

Ya gotta see this dog. Even if you've seen it before - here's the link so you can see it again.

I wanna say "poor doggie" but who knows - maybe he's better off this way.