If she'd had any idea of the company at all, she'd understand that she's not getting through to the president, like EVER. And he doesn't make purchasing decisions. Even the heads of the 14 divisions don't make purchasing decisions.
Nutjob!
We can come by between classes. Usually I use that time to copy over my class notes with a system of different colored pens. But it's been pointed out to me that that's, you know...insane.
Willow ,'Showtime'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Nov 22, 2005 11:19:39 am PST #6437 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Cashmere - Nov 22, 2005 11:21:57 am PST #6438 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.
I almost never drink regular soy milk straight
As Lewis Black asks, why is it soy milk? Why not soy juice?
§ ita § - Nov 22, 2005 11:22:43 am PST #6439 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Why not soy juice?
You can't juice a bean. Don't be crazy, woman.
Calli - Nov 22, 2005 11:23:04 am PST #6440 of 10006
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Eh, maybe she just wants to be able to tell her superiors, "Look, I called 35 people at that company and I just couldn't get through to the right guy," thus covering her ass for being unable to sell y'all panda-shaped ceramic sliderule holders. Granted, being obnoxious while doing it was probably not her best approach.
§ ita § - Nov 22, 2005 11:23:47 am PST #6441 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
covering her ass for being unable to sell y'all panda-shaped ceramic sliderule holders.
If she'd just said that, I totally know who'd buy those by the gross.
Asking for my name? Certainly not helping any cause.
Trudy Booth - Nov 22, 2005 11:26:59 am PST #6442 of 10006
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Now I want to be a psycho fan at a concert waving a big WHO ARE YOU PEEING ON, RICKY!?!?!? poster.
Fred Pete - Nov 22, 2005 11:27:33 am PST #6443 of 10006
Ann, that's a ferret.
Certainly not helping any cause.
But it's a great "can you believe some people?" story.
tommyrot - Nov 22, 2005 11:27:43 am PST #6444 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'm looking for panda-shaped ceramic sliderule cozies. I'd have to look at the panda-shaped ceramic sliderule holders to see if they'd be adequate.
Nutty - Nov 22, 2005 11:27:57 am PST #6445 of 10006
"Mister Spock is on his fanny, sir. Reports heavy damage."
frozen chopped spinach aka Best Convenience Ingredient EVAR
You know, I have used this in lasagna, but I cannot for the life of me come up with any other use for it.
This is a sign of my massive culinary ignorance, isn't it? And the dearth of quiches in my life. I also don't like chopped spinach (by itself) nearly as much as whole spinach leaves, because of the mush factor.
tommyrot - Nov 22, 2005 11:29:45 am PST #6446 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Do people use the word 'stolid' these days? I had never even heard about it until a few days ago.
I am sometimes stolid.