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The training they receive will consist of lectures delivered by actors accompanied by a genuine space expert, in which 80 per cent of the information will be true and 20 per cent fiction. Issues that will be explained to them include the fact they will not be weightless in near space and that, like Sir Richard Branson's space-tourist shuttles, their craft will take off horizontally rather than vertically.
Mixing the truth with fiction - hey, that's what Cylons do!
interrupting your regular natter for a
Disco Turkey Cartoon
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That's... that's... mean. I mean, okay, if their families are so sure, then maybe they will appreciate the joke. But if anybody ever pulled such a stunt on me? I don't even know. I wouldn't call it friendly, is what I'm saying.
I liked the Disco Turkey animation... except for the turkey with the chest hair. And then I realized that the two male turkeys had clothes but the female singer turkey was naked.
Then I took to heart vw's tagline....
Men in the thread may wish to shield their eyes...
Rugby fan castrates self:
A rugby fan who cut out his testicles with wire cutters to mark a Wales victory is at a loss to explain why he did it.
Geoffrey Huish, 31, performed the impromptu self-surgery in February when his beloved Wales beat world champions England.
After performing the deed, Mr Huish put his severed anatomy in a bag and took them to his local social club to show fellow fans.
He collapsed with blood loss and was rushed to hospital but surgeons could not reattach his missing parts.
He was put in a psychiatric ward but has no history of mental illness and was at a loss to explain why he did it.
"I'd told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn't stand a chance," Mr Huish told The Sun.
"It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my b*lls off if we won.
I posted this story months ago. Unless it was a
different
rugby fan who cut off his testicles and took them to a local bar to show fellow fans.
The article is from the 16th, but it says the castration actually happened in February, so it's probably the same guy. I hope.
Hopefully it's not a trend.