interrupting your regular natter for a Disco Turkey Cartoon
Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.
'Safe'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
beth b - Nov 18, 2005 11:42:38 am PST #5382 of 10006
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
brenda m - Nov 18, 2005 11:44:53 am PST #5383 of 10006
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
the producers are considering sending them out of the craft one by one on a "space walk". When the door opens, instead of finding themselves 100km above the Earth's surface, mum and dad will be there to greet them.
Oh, man, that is evil.
Emily - Nov 18, 2005 11:46:08 am PST #5384 of 10006
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola
That's... that's... mean. I mean, okay, if their families are so sure, then maybe they will appreciate the joke. But if anybody ever pulled such a stunt on me? I don't even know. I wouldn't call it friendly, is what I'm saying.
tommyrot - Nov 18, 2005 11:51:51 am PST #5385 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I liked the Disco Turkey animation... except for the turkey with the chest hair. And then I realized that the two male turkeys had clothes but the female singer turkey was naked.
Then I took to heart vw's tagline....
Jessica - Nov 18, 2005 12:05:50 pm PST #5386 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Men in the thread may wish to shield their eyes...
A rugby fan who cut out his testicles with wire cutters to mark a Wales victory is at a loss to explain why he did it.
Geoffrey Huish, 31, performed the impromptu self-surgery in February when his beloved Wales beat world champions England.
After performing the deed, Mr Huish put his severed anatomy in a bag and took them to his local social club to show fellow fans.
He collapsed with blood loss and was rushed to hospital but surgeons could not reattach his missing parts.
He was put in a psychiatric ward but has no history of mental illness and was at a loss to explain why he did it.
"I'd told my pal Gethin Probert before the game that Wales didn't stand a chance," Mr Huish told The Sun.
"It wasn't a bet but I said I'd cut my b*lls off if we won.
tommyrot - Nov 18, 2005 12:08:20 pm PST #5387 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I posted this story months ago. Unless it was a different rugby fan who cut off his testicles and took them to a local bar to show fellow fans.
Jessica - Nov 18, 2005 12:09:56 pm PST #5388 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The article is from the 16th, but it says the castration actually happened in February, so it's probably the same guy. I hope.
tommyrot - Nov 18, 2005 12:11:03 pm PST #5389 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hopefully it's not a trend.
Jessica - Nov 18, 2005 12:13:39 pm PST #5390 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
§ ita § - Nov 18, 2005 12:19:42 pm PST #5391 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Does anyone know where I can get time on a laser cutter for free? I'd totally do something like this.