I had no idea you could drive men mad so well, ita. Now we just need to find someone who goes mad in a good way.
This isn't a come-on. I'm in a very serious relationship with a landscape architect.
Oliver ,'Conviction (1)'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Connie Neil - Nov 17, 2005 8:32:37 am PST #4897 of 10006
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§ ita § - Nov 17, 2005 8:36:26 am PST #4898 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I had no idea you could drive men mad so well, ita.
It's a gift. There was also the guy that told me the "anecdote" about shooting the family cat (it had gotten at his cashmere sweaters) over dinner, looked surprised I wouldn't go back to his hotel room, and then 8 years after I stopped talking to him, after sending out a conciliatory e-mail to me he tried to join the LAistas mailing list.
For all I know, he's watching right now.
Did I mention, people are weird? Still looking for the right nutcase.
Calli - Nov 17, 2005 8:41:32 am PST #4899 of 10006
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Still looking for the right nutcase.
Yep. The one who brings over the good scotch, and then rubs my shoulders while we watch Cowboy Bebop episodes. Which I wouldn't have considered weird per se, but it does seem to be damn rare.
Calli - Nov 17, 2005 8:41:36 am PST #4900 of 10006
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 17, 2005 8:44:46 am PST #4901 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Ugh. All things considered, after hearing the bad side I'm curiously bouyed by the thought that no one has ever been that into me. And thankfully my aforementioned new penpal was thrilled that I managed to track him down after 5 years, and remembers me fondly rather than regarding me as an unwelcome stalker.
Dana - Nov 17, 2005 8:52:47 am PST #4902 of 10006
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.
You can't post a link to a picture of Ian McShane and not work in a "cocksucker!" or two.
Allyson - Nov 17, 2005 9:01:55 am PST #4903 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
No one has ever sent me a love letter, ever.
If anyone would like to, my email is Allyson000 at aol dot desperate.
§ ita § - Nov 17, 2005 9:04:00 am PST #4904 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If anyone would like to, my email is Allyson000 at aol dot desperate.
Do you want me to forward you that naked cameraphone picture I was sent by a random stranger? You could pretend...
shrift - Nov 17, 2005 9:05:16 am PST #4905 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You can't post a link to a picture of Ian McShane and not work in a "cocksucker!" or two.
I would have, but I work with a bunch of hoopleheads who don't knock when they come into my office and hover behind my desk chair.
§ ita § - Nov 17, 2005 9:06:54 am PST #4906 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.