Mal: That's not what I saw. You like to tell me what really happened? Book: I surely would. And maybe someday I will.

'Safe'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 17, 2005 8:44:46 am PST #4901 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Ugh. All things considered, after hearing the bad side I'm curiously bouyed by the thought that no one has ever been that into me. And thankfully my aforementioned new penpal was thrilled that I managed to track him down after 5 years, and remembers me fondly rather than regarding me as an unwelcome stalker.


Dana - Nov 17, 2005 8:52:47 am PST #4902 of 10006
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

You can't post a link to a picture of Ian McShane and not work in a "cocksucker!" or two.


Allyson - Nov 17, 2005 9:01:55 am PST #4903 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

No one has ever sent me a love letter, ever.

If anyone would like to, my email is Allyson000 at aol dot desperate.


§ ita § - Nov 17, 2005 9:04:00 am PST #4904 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

If anyone would like to, my email is Allyson000 at aol dot desperate.

Do you want me to forward you that naked cameraphone picture I was sent by a random stranger? You could pretend...


shrift - Nov 17, 2005 9:05:16 am PST #4905 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

You can't post a link to a picture of Ian McShane and not work in a "cocksucker!" or two.

I would have, but I work with a bunch of hoopleheads who don't knock when they come into my office and hover behind my desk chair.


§ ita § - Nov 17, 2005 9:06:54 am PST #4906 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Prepare for Black Friday with these discount flyers.


Allyson - Nov 17, 2005 9:07:21 am PST #4907 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

ita mocks my pain.


aurelia - Nov 17, 2005 9:08:47 am PST #4908 of 10006
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Did we notice this [link] from the People site?

I still have letters from a guy that I lived with for a couple of years. Those letters (written while I was working out of state for the summer) were entirely welcome. We also had a habit of randomly leaving little notes for each other, but I don't think I kept any of those.

A couple of other guys wrote me letters that were flattering, but because I wasn't really into them just seemed kind of odd. The most random (this was when I was 26-27) was from a guy I hadn't seen since I was 16.


§ ita § - Nov 17, 2005 9:09:17 am PST #4909 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

ita mocks my pain

Dude, I have more creepy guy stories I can share. You think I don't know from pain and guys going to twisty lengths to get in your face?


Cashmere - Nov 17, 2005 9:11:06 am PST #4910 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.

I never had any love letters. I did get a gut-punching "you're such a good friend" letter from my high school crush, though.

He's a surgeon now.