No one has ever sent me a love letter, ever.
If anyone would like to, my email is Allyson000 at aol dot desperate.
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Natter 40: The Nice One
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Allyson - Nov 17, 2005 9:01:55 am PST #4903 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
§ ita § - Nov 17, 2005 9:04:00 am PST #4904 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
If anyone would like to, my email is Allyson000 at aol dot desperate.
Do you want me to forward you that naked cameraphone picture I was sent by a random stranger? You could pretend...
shrift - Nov 17, 2005 9:05:16 am PST #4905 of 10006
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
You can't post a link to a picture of Ian McShane and not work in a "cocksucker!" or two.
I would have, but I work with a bunch of hoopleheads who don't knock when they come into my office and hover behind my desk chair.
§ ita § - Nov 17, 2005 9:06:54 am PST #4906 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Allyson - Nov 17, 2005 9:07:21 am PST #4907 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
ita mocks my pain.
aurelia - Nov 17, 2005 9:08:47 am PST #4908 of 10006
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.
Did we notice this [link] from the People site?
I still have letters from a guy that I lived with for a couple of years. Those letters (written while I was working out of state for the summer) were entirely welcome. We also had a habit of randomly leaving little notes for each other, but I don't think I kept any of those.
A couple of other guys wrote me letters that were flattering, but because I wasn't really into them just seemed kind of odd. The most random (this was when I was 26-27) was from a guy I hadn't seen since I was 16.
§ ita § - Nov 17, 2005 9:09:17 am PST #4909 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
ita mocks my pain
Dude, I have more creepy guy stories I can share. You think I don't know from pain and guys going to twisty lengths to get in your face?
Cashmere - Nov 17, 2005 9:11:06 am PST #4910 of 10006
Now tagless for your comfort.
I never had any love letters. I did get a gut-punching "you're such a good friend" letter from my high school crush, though.
He's a surgeon now.
erikaj - Nov 17, 2005 9:12:00 am PST #4911 of 10006
Always Anti-fascist!
After we stopped going out, I recycled my love letters from Favorite Ex...if I had known we weren't going to stay in touch, I might have kept the ones without the clip art. I do have several...love e-mails?
Allyson - Nov 17, 2005 9:18:02 am PST #4912 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I've written love letters, and now I wonder if they were creepy.