I just googled green whistling wall-hangers and found this, which was kind of rather cool (entirely work-safe, though possibly mildly rabbinical):
Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.
'Shindig'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
JZ - Nov 15, 2005 2:40:27 pm PST #4470 of 10006
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2005 2:42:28 pm PST #4471 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
This birthday party thing is making me verrry cranky. I have no idea why it's upsetting me so badly, but it is.
Connie Neil - Nov 15, 2005 2:42:38 pm PST #4472 of 10006
brillig
t backs carefully away from the Yiddish joke people
So long as no one's cutting down trees with herrings.
Eddie - Nov 15, 2005 2:42:39 pm PST #4473 of 10006
Your tag here.
I have chocolate brownie ice cream.
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Lee - Nov 15, 2005 2:47:18 pm PST #4474 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
That's not from Amazon, and it's more than my gift certificate!
I have a wish list too, if that would help. [link]
tommyrot - Nov 15, 2005 2:55:10 pm PST #4475 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Hec, what is green, hangs on the wall and whistles?
Kermit the Frog, after Miss Piggy nailed him there?
Daisy Jane - Nov 15, 2005 3:02:22 pm PST #4476 of 10006
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
It does! Thanks. It's good to look because then I'm all- Ooooh yeah, I wanted that too.
So far with my browsing, I've come up with 3 Incestuous Sisters, The New York Pulbic Library Literature Companion, and Knitting Over the Edge- of course I'm not even out of the books yet.
Will someone please tell these girls that if it were so important that I be at this party, it could have been at a better date or place. It wasn't important at all, you just decided that now you can guilt me into it without any bending on anyone else's part.
Lee - Nov 15, 2005 3:36:36 pm PST #4477 of 10006
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Yay!
The tip of my nose is very cold, and I am not sure why.
Connie Neil - Nov 15, 2005 3:37:20 pm PST #4478 of 10006
brillig
The tip of my nose is very cold, and I am not sure why.
It means you're healthy.
Cass - Nov 15, 2005 3:40:02 pm PST #4479 of 10006
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
And a puppy.