But, really, what do they both want?
Love.
And Kaylee, what the hell's goin' on in the engine room? Were there monkeys? Some terrifying space monkeys maybe got loose?
Mal ,'The Train Job'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
tommyrot - Nov 13, 2005 7:08:51 pm PST #3895 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
§ ita § - Nov 13, 2005 7:09:58 pm PST #3896 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Hyena wants to eat baby giraffe before it stands and Giraffe wants to protect baby.
Giraffe wins.
Love.
Giraffe totally wins. They're both awkward, but hyenas are only loved by their kind and the hardcore.
Kat - Nov 13, 2005 7:11:30 pm PST #3897 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Giraffes are loved by many including me and Cass. So they win.
We just watched a giraffe scare off a lion.
Also, if giraffes fall and sit a certain way, they can't get back up and are screwed.
Victor the giraffe... what a sad story.
Gus - Nov 13, 2005 7:12:32 pm PST #3898 of 10006
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Hyenas want meat. Giraffe want leaves.
Poor giraffe, he wanted the wrong thing.
§ ita § - Nov 13, 2005 7:15:01 pm PST #3899 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Giraffe! I don't know if it was named Victor. Or even male.
Scrappy - Nov 13, 2005 7:17:50 pm PST #3900 of 10006
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Kat, weren't we talking about Giraffes with you when we were out last time? I loves me those long-necked goofballs!
Kat - Nov 13, 2005 7:18:53 pm PST #3901 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Gus - Nov 13, 2005 7:18:55 pm PST #3902 of 10006
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
... on this issue of giraffes chasing off lions...
Lazy lions do not an argument make.
§ ita § - Nov 13, 2005 7:19:03 pm PST #3903 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Speaking of hyenas, encyclopedia britannica sez:
Order Carnivora branched into dog and cat lineages 50 million years ago; hyenas arose from the cat group. Thus, although hyenas look like dogs, they are actually more closely related to cats.
I had no idea.
Kat - Nov 13, 2005 7:19:35 pm PST #3904 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I LOVE GIRAFFES. So my answer to that is, yes, Robin. Most likely.