OK, fine, mama giraffe would kick the hyena's ass. Literally. I thought they were in a squash court!!
I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.
Simon ,'Safe'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Nov 13, 2005 7:21:29 pm PST #3905 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Kat - Nov 13, 2005 7:22:19 pm PST #3906 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
with Nutty and a cheetah?
Cass - Nov 13, 2005 7:22:32 pm PST #3907 of 10006
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
Also, Place in Africa called Giraffe Manor .Next time my dad is missing, I should just start looking here.
Giraffes are cute and fierce.
Weirdly, there were giraffes in one of my Buffista-filled dreams. Perchance they lurk...
DavidS - Nov 13, 2005 7:24:28 pm PST #3908 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
We saw a taxidermied giraffe today.
Also, I recall that the giraffe can swing its head around like a big whacking hammer. Plus big kicking.
I've never seen a hyena bring down a giraff and I'm going to presume that's for the same reason I've never seen a lion take down an elephant. Too big.
§ ita § - Nov 13, 2005 7:26:27 pm PST #3909 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm going to presume that's for the same reason I've never seen a lion take down an elephant.
Or maybe you hang out at the wrong bars.
Gus - Nov 13, 2005 7:28:34 pm PST #3910 of 10006
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Dude. I am somehow on the side of hyenas, and there-fore against cute mammals.
I am cancelling my PBS.
Kat - Nov 13, 2005 7:33:24 pm PST #3911 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Grading is done. to which I say EAT IT, GRADING!
tommyrot - Nov 13, 2005 7:35:36 pm PST #3912 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Normally I'm on the side of the predators, but hyenas are just icky.
Gus - Nov 13, 2005 7:42:33 pm PST #3913 of 10006
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
t examines the notion that people would have a normal position on predators -vs- herd critters
Gawd, boy. It is Buffistas. Get used to it!
§ ita § - Nov 13, 2005 7:47:10 pm PST #3914 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Well, hyenas slum it as scavengers too. It takes some of the shine off.