Giraffes are loved by many including me and Cass. So they win.
We just watched a giraffe scare off a lion.
Also, if giraffes fall and sit a certain way, they can't get back up and are screwed.
Victor the giraffe... what a sad story.
Willow: Something evil-crashed to earth in this. Then it broke out and slithered away to do badness.
Giles: Well, in all fairness, we don't really know about the "slithered" part. Anya: No, no, I'm sure it frisked about like a fluffy lamb.
'Never Leave Me'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Kat - Nov 13, 2005 7:11:30 pm PST #3897 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Gus - Nov 13, 2005 7:12:32 pm PST #3898 of 10006
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
Hyenas want meat. Giraffe want leaves.
Poor giraffe, he wanted the wrong thing.
§ ita § - Nov 13, 2005 7:15:01 pm PST #3899 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Giraffe! I don't know if it was named Victor. Or even male.
Scrappy - Nov 13, 2005 7:17:50 pm PST #3900 of 10006
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.
Kat, weren't we talking about Giraffes with you when we were out last time? I loves me those long-necked goofballs!
Kat - Nov 13, 2005 7:18:53 pm PST #3901 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Gus - Nov 13, 2005 7:18:55 pm PST #3902 of 10006
Bag the crypto. Say what is on your mind.
... on this issue of giraffes chasing off lions...
Lazy lions do not an argument make.
§ ita § - Nov 13, 2005 7:19:03 pm PST #3903 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Speaking of hyenas, encyclopedia britannica sez:
Order Carnivora branched into dog and cat lineages 50 million years ago; hyenas arose from the cat group. Thus, although hyenas look like dogs, they are actually more closely related to cats.
I had no idea.
Kat - Nov 13, 2005 7:19:35 pm PST #3904 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I LOVE GIRAFFES. So my answer to that is, yes, Robin. Most likely.
Jesse - Nov 13, 2005 7:21:29 pm PST #3905 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
OK, fine, mama giraffe would kick the hyena's ass. Literally. I thought they were in a squash court!!
Kat - Nov 13, 2005 7:22:19 pm PST #3906 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
with Nutty and a cheetah?