You know what? I am employed in the wrong business. I need to go work for a sleezy corporation or politician or something. Because I can
spin.
Without even meaning to. I mean, I just came out of a review in which I basically said, work is routine, I don't have enough to do, it isn't that hard, looking like the fucking savior of the western world, or at least central B'more. And I'm not sure how that happened. @@ Such a fraud.
Of course, I just got an email telling me to expect a freaking wall of smoke to hit the outside of my building and a very strong odor of diesel smoke, so maybe it all balance out.
Because, sarameg, you don't want to disappoint. The same reason I agree to do things that I have no interest in doing. "Will you teach this extra class of kids, losing the only time you have off all day?" Sure!
I want to make a shirt that has a take out cup of coffee on it that says "caffeinated and pink...FEAR ME" on it.
"I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city."
Don't turn to FEMA either.
Who does that leave?
Um.
I think that leaves Boy Scout Troop 442. And that's the troop with Mikey "Snotsucker" McGruder. And it's led by Mr. Thurmond who everybody knows is a secret drinker and is having an affair with Mrs. Horowitz, the 5th grade teacher. And their brightest scout, Jeffrey Kingman has failed to achieve the "Knot tying" badge four times, even after Mr. Thurmond said he'd accept "tying your shoe".
So, you know...Dover's fucked.
A reader alerts us to news of Pat Robertson's latest fatwa: Calling down the Almighty exact revenge for the town of Dover, Pa. tossing out the school board who mandated that "intelligent design" (i.e. "magic") be taught in schools. "I'd like to say to the good citizens of Dover: if there is a disaster in your area, don't turn to God, you just rejected Him from your city." [link]
Yeah, that's weird since Intelligent Design has NOTHING AT ALL to do with creationism.
Because, sarameg, you don't want to disappoint.
That and I don't care to point out what a big slacker I am....
Gah. That Esquire article is brilliant, but also infuriating.
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At the moment I feel like it is too late for America - we are in decline (in so many ways) and the institutions we need to stop it (the press and the government, mostly) are too damaged to stop it.
But maybe I'll feel better tomorrow....
1. I am bored
2. I can't leave for another hour
3. Entertain me, O internets!
I want to make a shirt that has a take out cup of coffee on it that says "caffeinated and pink...FEAR ME" on it.
ha! I need one that says "overcaffeinated and underslept"
Speaking of caffeination, I found a coupon in my box today offering me a free tasting from Starbucks. Do we think it's a full cup of coffee? 'Cause then it's totally worth walking over to the far away coffee vendor.
