1. I am bored
2. I can't leave for another hour
3. Entertain me, O internets!
Wesley: All right. I'm going to let you all in on something you may have trouble comprehending. I assure you however-- Gunn: Vampires are real. Wesley: I was telling!
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Nov 11, 2005 11:07:58 am PST #3133 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Burrell - Nov 11, 2005 11:09:28 am PST #3134 of 10006
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I want to make a shirt that has a take out cup of coffee on it that says "caffeinated and pink...FEAR ME" on it.
ha! I need one that says "overcaffeinated and underslept"
Speaking of caffeination, I found a coupon in my box today offering me a free tasting from Starbucks. Do we think it's a full cup of coffee? 'Cause then it's totally worth walking over to the far away coffee vendor.
sarameg - Nov 11, 2005 11:09:41 am PST #3135 of 10006
What Jessica said.
Cass - Nov 11, 2005 11:10:16 am PST #3136 of 10006
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
the nurse that treated him for injuries on the Evel Knievel biopic.So we're calling the creature on his face a head injury?
I need to clean out my closets. I really need to go through my shoes. How in the hell did I get this many pairs of shoes? I don't actually like shopping for shoes. I don't actually do it either. They are breeding in the closet and frankly evolution is not making them any cuter.
sarameg - Nov 11, 2005 11:11:02 am PST #3137 of 10006
a head injury?
If so, a rather cruel manifestation of one.
§ ita § - Nov 11, 2005 11:11:34 am PST #3138 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I'm wearing a t-shirt with the Wonder Woman logo. It's not as soft and pretty as my other superhero shirts, but it has a certain glossy decal quality to it that's boosting in a retro 70s way.
Miracleman - Nov 11, 2005 11:11:37 am PST #3139 of 10006
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
3. Entertain me, O internets!
Fortuitously, I have just programmed a Hunter/Mauler class Alpha Level Cyborg Zombie to do an amazing soft-shoe routine. Just a moment as I set this up...
...grr, I always forget the secret codes. What's my Aunt Nellie's birthday again?
Right, okay...and then carry the fourteen...
...aaaaannnnddd press "Enter"...
Huh. Well.
It appears he just decapitated the UPS guy and is...doing...something to the neck stump...
Back to the drawing board. Nothing to see here!
Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 11, 2005 11:12:19 am PST #3140 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Well, she actually treated him for a broken thumb, although I felt the hair he had to wear as Knievel was the greater cause of suffering.
Jessica - Nov 11, 2005 11:13:10 am PST #3141 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
It appears he just decapitated the UPS guy and is...doing...something to the neck stump...
Which, while possibly entertaining, is not as work-safe as it could be.
Liese S. - Nov 11, 2005 11:14:07 am PST #3142 of 10006
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I've been cleaning out my closets, but it's a sort of sad, dilapidated progress I'm making. But I'm trying, 'cause they're doing a clothing drive at the convention I'm going to this coming week, so I could claim it's for a good cause.
Also, it was just very very stormy here, but now it's all lovely and calm. So there you have it.