Book: I am a Shepherd. Folks like a man of God. Mal: No, they don't. Men of God make everyone feel guilty and judged.

'Safe'


Natter 40: The Nice One  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Nov 11, 2005 11:00:18 am PST #3131 of 10006
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

same thing.


tommyrot - Nov 11, 2005 11:00:30 am PST #3132 of 10006
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Gah. That Esquire article is brilliant, but also infuriating.

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At the moment I feel like it is too late for America - we are in decline (in so many ways) and the institutions we need to stop it (the press and the government, mostly) are too damaged to stop it.

But maybe I'll feel better tomorrow....


Jessica - Nov 11, 2005 11:07:58 am PST #3133 of 10006
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

1. I am bored

2. I can't leave for another hour

3. Entertain me, O internets!


Burrell - Nov 11, 2005 11:09:28 am PST #3134 of 10006
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I want to make a shirt that has a take out cup of coffee on it that says "caffeinated and pink...FEAR ME" on it.

ha! I need one that says "overcaffeinated and underslept"

Speaking of caffeination, I found a coupon in my box today offering me a free tasting from Starbucks. Do we think it's a full cup of coffee? 'Cause then it's totally worth walking over to the far away coffee vendor.


sarameg - Nov 11, 2005 11:09:41 am PST #3135 of 10006

What Jessica said.


Cass - Nov 11, 2005 11:10:16 am PST #3136 of 10006
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

the nurse that treated him for injuries on the Evel Knievel biopic.
So we're calling the creature on his face a head injury?

I need to clean out my closets. I really need to go through my shoes. How in the hell did I get this many pairs of shoes? I don't actually like shopping for shoes. I don't actually do it either. They are breeding in the closet and frankly evolution is not making them any cuter.


sarameg - Nov 11, 2005 11:11:02 am PST #3137 of 10006

a head injury?

If so, a rather cruel manifestation of one.


§ ita § - Nov 11, 2005 11:11:34 am PST #3138 of 10006
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I'm wearing a t-shirt with the Wonder Woman logo. It's not as soft and pretty as my other superhero shirts, but it has a certain glossy decal quality to it that's boosting in a retro 70s way.


Miracleman - Nov 11, 2005 11:11:37 am PST #3139 of 10006
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020

3. Entertain me, O internets!

Fortuitously, I have just programmed a Hunter/Mauler class Alpha Level Cyborg Zombie to do an amazing soft-shoe routine. Just a moment as I set this up...

...grr, I always forget the secret codes. What's my Aunt Nellie's birthday again?

Right, okay...and then carry the fourteen...

...aaaaannnnddd press "Enter"...

Huh. Well.

It appears he just decapitated the UPS guy and is...doing...something to the neck stump...

Back to the drawing board. Nothing to see here!


Matt the Bruins fan - Nov 11, 2005 11:12:19 am PST #3140 of 10006
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Well, she actually treated him for a broken thumb, although I felt the hair he had to wear as Knievel was the greater cause of suffering.