I found all those recording devices in my lamps the time you were over. You can't come again until the electro-magnetic shield is installed.
Can I mop your brow? I am at the ready with the fearsome brow-mop.
Wash ,'Objects In Space'
Natter 40: The Nice One
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Allyson - Nov 11, 2005 9:20:15 am PST #3072 of 10006
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
Aims - Nov 11, 2005 9:21:07 am PST #3073 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Sorry, Allyson. That was my fault. I forgot to pat him down before we came over. (Did you find the one in your mascara?)
Miracleman - Nov 11, 2005 9:23:54 am PST #3074 of 10006
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
All I was trying to say was [*we interrupt this post in the interests of common sense. The poster obviously has no idea how to say what he intends or explain the complexities of what he feels, thinks, or thinks he feels. For the common good we have stepped in to overwrite his rambling, nonsensical and, frankly, inadvertently offensive justification of his prior post to instead present this surreal joke:
Q. Why couldn't Bob go through the revolving door?
A. Because he had a javelin through his skull.
We now return you to the inane post nearing its end. Thank you.
This has been a Public Service by the More Discreet Part of Miracleman's Brain. Yes, the More Discreet part. Frightening, isn't it?*] with a platypus up his ass!
That's all I meant.
DavidS - Nov 11, 2005 9:26:04 am PST #3075 of 10006
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
No, it's the inability to not run your mouth.
That's the part I like about him.
Aims - Nov 11, 2005 9:26:12 am PST #3076 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Bob likes carrots!
Miracleman - Nov 11, 2005 9:26:35 am PST #3077 of 10006
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Bethany likes cheese!
Aims - Nov 11, 2005 9:26:58 am PST #3078 of 10006
Shit's all sorts of different now.
Gold star for you!
JZ - Nov 11, 2005 9:27:45 am PST #3079 of 10006
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
That's all I meant.
A masterpiece of discretion. Or concision. Or eloquence. Or who knows what, but anything that ends "...with a platypus up his ass!" has got to be a masterpiece of something, or the word has lost all meaning.
Miracleman - Nov 11, 2005 9:35:05 am PST #3080 of 10006
No, I don't think I will - me, quoting Captain Steve Rogers, to all of 2020
Thank you, JZ. As long as that clears everything up.
Jesse - Nov 11, 2005 9:43:35 am PST #3081 of 10006
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Argh. I just ordered a ridiculous amount of Greek food, but much of it was unsatisfying. I will hope it is better tomorrow.